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So you'd rather be flat chested?

Oh please.... Have you seen that episode of Chappelle's Show where this one girl was complaining about her large breasts, and then a janitor showed her what her life would be like if she had an A cup? Sure it's comedy, but there is a hint of joke in every joke... you know what i mean?

True, but just to get a general idea. I sometimes weigh myself to see if I lost any weight. LOL, I've got ridiculously fast metabolism and very active lifestyle, if I don't shove at least 6000 calories down my throat, I lose 15 lbs a week. And no, I don't have worms So I weigh myself to see if i need to start eating more the next week, lol

Afraid that what the scale will show might scare you?

Yeah, thats why I said "priceless" -Show me yours, I'll show you mine.... anybody?

No

Well, not everyone is the same, my hair actually grows back the same thickness, while other people seem to grow it back ten-fold. It all depends on your physiology I guess. Nope. This is just a myth. Hair grows out of hair follicles and shaving it doesn't affect them at all. The reason why the new hair you grow after you shave seems to grow back faster, thicker and darker, is because when you shave, you completely remove all the hair from that area and you cut it at an angle, making the ends blunt and stubbly. So when those ends start to show up, you look at the way they look, and they seem darker, you feel them with their hand, and they feel thicker and of course since the hair is growing back in the area where you completely removed hair, even the minimal amount of growth seems like "OMG I've grown more hair in 3 days that I did in entire lifetime before I shaved." Being a guy and having to scrape my face with a razor every day, I noticed one thing. When I shave every morning, I come home from work with the 5 o'clock shadow and it is noticeable that the hair has grown quite a lot. But if I don't shave for say a week, and grow some hair, on the second week, the hair still keeps on growing, but it doesn't look like it is growing that much, because my face is already covered in hair, making the growth look unnoticeable. If you have a boyfriend or a husband, ask him to not shave for a week or two, and you will see that after his face is covered with hair, any growth that comes after that, is not noticeable as much. So yeah, the whole hair grows back faster after shaving is just an urban legend. If you don't believe me, look up online, or ask a dermatologist, and a qualified one, not someone who is trying to sell you a product that will remove hair without shaving "so it doesn't grow back faster..."

BUMP's this reply! lol Why are you bumpin' it?

I think you have such a way with tact. Hey, at least I am somewhat funny.

Or cannibalism

Holy vaginaballs. ROFL, that's some funny stuff. Did she also mention that if you eat it, it might also be considered genocide?

Not "a lot"

Now all we need is a nutritionist to tell women that swallowing it does something useful too...

How come pubic hair is all curly and not straight? -So that it doesn't poke you in the eye.

Yes I do.

Dude, us men are important. and not just because of that.... :avada:

I've always known that "pull out and bust on her face" was the way to go.

Priceless

I find it infinitely disappointing that I actually laughed at that. Yeah, some of my jokes are quite tasteless. But I know you loved it.

Why do women wear make up and perfume? -Because they are all ugly and they stink.

Me as a baby

Shave it

And if its long enough, you can even style it. Ok, I'll stop beating a dead horse and go back to doing other stuff. Bahaha maybe someone should make a topic entitled "five things I like about myself" and then we can be conceited and gloat upon ourselves Yeah, I have 1 thing I like about myself: how awesome I am. Enough said.

And if its long enough, you can even style it. Ok, I'll stop beating a dead horse and go back to doing other stuff.

Why do you guys hate yourselves so much? And about hairy arms, they help keep you warm when its cold.