there was a monkey in a tree smoking joints. a lizard comes walking by and says "hey, what are you doing up there?" the monkey replies "smoking joints, why don't you come join me" the lizard thinks what the hell and joins the monkey in the tree they smoke a couple of joints and the lizard says "man i've got cottonmouth bad" the monkey tells him to go down to the river and get a drink, so the lizard starts climbing down, he is so messed up he falls in the river. an alligator sees him fall in, picks him up on his snout and carries back to shore. the alligator asks "whats wrong with you?" the lizard tells him he was smoking joints with a monkey the alligator says "a monkey smoking joints, i've got to see this" so the alligator walks over to the tree, looks and says "hey, what are you doing up there?" the monkey looks down and says "f**k dude, how much water did you drink?