SJ UFO replies ELF: What type of girls does Siwon Gege like? Siwon: Kind-hearted. Kibum: Christians can’t tell lies, right? Siwon: …… Beautiful, hot body. ELF: Gege, reply me, let me feel blessed too. Eunhyuk: Reply. Ryeowook: Reply reply. Sungmin: Reply reply reply. Yesung: Reply reply reply reply. ELF: Congratulations to Kangin for being the most popular in UFO, there is a special prize of $1000, for instructions to collect the prize, please reply. Kangin: Reply! Hankyung: You are a Chinese ELF, the one who used the same method to trick me into replying the other time? ELF: Han Geng Han Xiao Meh, yes, i’m calling you, don’t pretend to not hear, make a sound. [meh is the sound a goat makes] Hankyung: Meh~~~ Kangin: Chinese ELF? Caught! Yesung: Have you eaten? Donghae: Give me iced water, thanks, i’m hungry. ELF: SJ-T fighting! SJ the top! Donghae: Who is SJ-T, ELF, please support SJ-M! Yesung: All of the adorable ELF, please support SJ-H! Ryeowook: Don’t forget about KRY! Leeteuk: All of you tired of living? Go back to sleep! Shindong: Heechul hyung and Hankyung hyung are in the bathroom giving Champagne and Heebum a bubble bath, tears, I haven’t bathed. ELF: I love you! Kim Jaejoong!!! Hankyung: How do you know that i’m currently on the phone with Jaejoong?! Amazing! Jaejoong, it’s yours…… Donghae: Wo Ai Ni! Xiang La Xiao Long Xia! [literally translated as 'fragrant spicy little lobster'] Heechul: Lee Donghae, don’t embarrass yourself together with your Hankyung hyung…… Hankyung: Heechul…… you’re biased! Leeteuk: Low key low key! [as in, to keep a low profile] ELF: Heechul Gege and Hankyung Gege, get married! Yesung: I do! Heechul: With who? Hankyung? Don’t know him very well. Hankyung: Irresponsible fella, don’t have to take responsibility after eating? [eating here is a pun, R-21 references] Siwon: Hyung, please help me stop my nose from bleeding. Hankyung: What were you thinking, I was talking about eating my Beijing Fried Rice! Leeteuk: Kids…… Keep it low key [as in, to keep a low profile] ELF: One who only reads the messages and not reply are fools. [endearing term] Donghae: Referring to you, the one below. Kyuhyun: Referring to you, the one below. Ryeowook: Referring to you, the one below. Kibum: …… Eunhyuk: Now, can’t dive either? [to dive means to hide] Hankyung: You cannot see me, you cannot see me…… Siwon: To prove that I’m not a fool…… Leeteuk: All of you are really free nowadays, is it? ELF: Is Heechul Gege playing games again? [refering to computer games] Kangin: Zai nan zai nan! [zai nan is a term to refer to guys who do not go out, but stay home to play games] Donghae: You are the zai nan, you and Leeteuk and your whole house are all zai nan. Heechul: Donghae! Good job! ELF: Hankyung Gege, your body is really good, let us take a look while you are bathing. Heechul: Hankyung, remember to collect money. Leeteuk: Good idea, I’ll pay here. Hankyung:To go out to collect money while bathing, isn’t that crazy. ELF: Geges(s) have to be together forever. Leeteuk: Together with every ELF forever, love all of you. Kyuhyun: Hyung, that was really greasy. Shindong: Nods. Yesung: Digs nose…… ELF: Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who? Shindong: about KangTeuk child-bearing, Eunhyuk’s recommendation. Leeteuk: …… Donghae: Xi Jing, Hankyung hyung’s recommendation. [Xi Jing = Hee Jing? Hee for Heechul, Jing for Beijing? Please verify! Haha.] Hankyung: …… Source