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Justify My Love - Madaonna I wanna kiss you in Paris I wanna hold your hand in Rome I wanna run naked in a rainstorm Make love in a train cross-country You put this in me So now what, so now what?... Wanting, needing, waiting For you to justify my love Hoping, praying For you to justify my love .......
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EDIT:DARN LAPTOPS I would have to disagree with the not having guys talk about sex, drinking, and women... Ed ..you are so right about what guys tend to talk about.. hehehe I love that.. I call it locker room talk.. it is different when a guy is with a bunch of guys and alone in a one on one conversation. Soemtimes guys don't talk to girlfriends about somethings. The guy I am talking about was angry because he just would simply admit he had emotions at the time.. FYI.. he has not talked to me for a few days so i guess I really made him mad for being mad.. he logged off because I asked him if he was mad.. nothing more. And he was angry because he wasn't releasing emotions pryor to talking to me.. this is why i don't understand. But anyway, the more I read here at BZ.. the more I am realizing that there are men not "stereotypical" to being a man. ANd to me this is refreshing..- Male model competition
yay... you changed the contestants Despite watching Louis' crotch for about a minute before it loaded on this computer.. I will say SPLIT MY VOTE- The Jokes Thread
Herve is someone humorous here.. you have been active since yesterday... have two posts and you are already banned.. how did you manage that?- Natural Beauty Competiton
Katja X3- Fringe
I guess the X-file fans do not come to BZ.. because anyone who liked the X-Files would have to like this one.- Watching right now
Friday the 13th series.. really cool.. but the graphics are from 1987... ssooo funny.- Fringe
I just started watching the episodes and I like this series..- MEN
I'd just like to point out that being comfortable with oneself and being metrosexual are two different things <_< Metrosexuals are closet gays that apply too much moisturiser and fake tan You don't have to do all that to be in touch with your emotions and you can mass debate with me :brows: mission? Metro sexual seems to be something people need to use as a label.. Personally, I do not like labels. And men I know that would be considered this, are not closet gays .. not even close. In fact they are extremely secure about their sexuality and love women possibly a little more .. since they can relate better to them. Being in touch with your emotions tnads to allow you to be more secure with your sexuality also.. so you are less likely to be offended by those who are gay or bisexual. I love to mass debate .. anytime RED.- MEN
Very good.. I always tell people not to worry what others think.. it doesn't matter as long as you know who you are and you are happy with it. And BTW the greatest wife to ever have will be your best friend .. you just need to get deeper than just a friend to be able to make her a wife. Besides if you want to have kids it helps to not be in just the friend zone.. lol- The sexiest pic you`ve ever seen
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I love this humor.. I love the deadly dog .. hehehehe And OMG when Jensen sang the song in the end I was cracking..- Now Playing
The camera pans the cocktail glass, Behind a blind of plastic plants; I found the lady with the fat diamond ring. Then you know I cant remember a damn thing...- Now Playing
It waits for the day, I will let it out To give it a reason, to give it its might I fear who I am becoming, I feel that I am losing the struggle within I can no longer restrain it, my strength, it is fading, I have to give in It's the fear Fear of the dark It's growing inside of me, that one day will come to life...- Now Playing
.....Oh 'cause I don't know I don't know what he's after But he’s so beautiful Such a beautiful disaster And if I could hold on Through the tears and the laughter Would it be beautiful? Or just a beautiful disaster I'm longing for love and the logical But he's only happy hysterical I'm waiting for some kind of miracle Waited so long So long- Male model competition
ahhhhh no worries!! you've had your hands full by putting this WHOLE competition together....AND you should be commended for all the hard work AND effort you've put into it....thanks for everything, toni!! Ditto!!!!!! U rock YF I would have to commend her for trying to swing two jobs.. and somehow keep this going.- Now Playing
This Kiss - Faith hill I don’t want another heartbreak I don’t need another turn to cry I don’t want to learn the hard way Baby, hello, oh, no, goodbye But you got me like a rocket Shooting straight across the sky It’s the way you love me It’s a feeling like this It’s centrifugal motion It’s perpetual bliss It’s that pivotal moment It’s impossible This kiss, this kiss (Unstoppable) This kiss, this kiss Cinderella said to Snow White How does love get so off course All I wanted was a white knight With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse Ride me off into the sunset Baby, I’m forever yours ...- The Jokes Thread
ok you need to have some idea of the history of Abe Lincoln.. I hope you know it a little here.. The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay, honey," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?". "Today and Tomorrow," she replied. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go on and work on that one for a while?" So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her buds were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was overjoyed. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"- The Jokes Thread
Here's a 911 call for you.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue. She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed. In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe, is there an emergency?" The blonde replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!" Joe said, "Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?" The blonde said, "IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!" Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?" The blonde answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!"- The Jokes Thread
Got some of those for you B.. Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?" Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."- Watching right now
SUPERNATURAL I love the beginning. Look out the itty bitty dog is going to kill you.... lol- Last movie you saw...
The Happening... not sure what exactly is happening but less freaky than Night of the Living Dead.. that one creeped me out. The Incredible Hulk.. uummm.. well.. that was a hulk movie.- Which song is in your head?
Some things come to he who waits but all is lost if you hesitate And I was never one to wait you'll know you were loved You can hire great lawyers, you can speak to your friends you can say he did this and that some things don't change Unwrap the present and burn the remains but you'll know you were loved Now you take Roscoe, he ain't much people say things are ruined after his touch It's like a tar was dripping from his brush but you'll know you were loved Or Stan or Jake emerging from your past from those love affairs that didn't last But me, I'll give it my last gasp and you'll know you were loved A parrot, a donkey, a dog, a bone some of us never had a home And if we did we left it long ago and didn't know we were loved Empty as a wooden clock left in the woods at twelve o'clock Insides all rusted and spring is popped but you'll know you were loved Even when you sleep at night inside your heart will cry You can never say goodbye when you know you were loved Under-achievers of the world unite You have nothing to lose except your fright And together we can perhaps past the night when you know you were loved And together we can perhaps past the night when you know you were loved - Supernatural