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Joe > Average

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  1. Did she have breast reduction surgery? Not saying anything wrong with that, but when I first saw her they were quite hefty I remember, so just asking .
  2. I'm indifferent to them, but I do find Marisa attractive . Cool dance vid ! Ale was great and definitely showed her what for, but Marisa didn't give up .
  3. Why the PMs? It was getting good :morning: .
  4. I've had all I can take of this nonsense. This thread has become an unfunny version of the Megan Fox thread. It is a model thread, not a zoo. Though the internet is filled with free space to start blogs to post whatever you want, Bellazon isn't such and model threads aren't such. Talk about general things in the "Chat Thread" in General Discussion, start a blog or start your own website. For this thread, A) POST PICS B) Post videos C) Say something about the subject at hand for anything other than the purpose of instigating negative energy D) Post news IN ENGLISH According to the rules of Bellazon, ENGLISH is the language to be used on the board and in posts and links as well. Unless you are going to translate it, STOP posting these links in other languages that only waste pages of space on arguments anyway. This is my last speech of this kind (unless one has to be made to new people of course). Also, this isn't up for debate or discussion. For questions or concerns, send a personal message to myself or the other staff. If further action has to be taken, it will happen without words in the form of a suspension and disabled posting abillities. Thank you, take care of yourselves, and each other ...
  5. I must say when I started this thing out I had 3 goals. 1. Not not advertise in threads and have mega fans comprimise the votes 2. Get 20 votes or more on a consistent basis 3. Get at least 7 male votes regularly to add some balance of gender perspective from both sides. I have achieved the #1 and # 2 thanks to you all. I just want to say thank you .
  6. Updated list with last few rounds coming.... Next up ... Abey Lee (Nominated by Julia) My Score Beauty = 5 Natural = 7
  7. :shock: ....This pic is just...too good .
  8. I have the other side of the first pic . full size
  9. Irina Sheik? That sounds like a fitting addition. She definitely has more than enough sultriness .
  10. @ the censored boob . Wow, the women in 2 and 4 are kinda cute . And who's the kitty ?
  11. I may not have internet acces the rest of the day, but I still need 2 more votes (to satisfy the pre-determined 20 vote minimum) and I didn't tell anyone in advance to start the next round like I did last time...so for the first 2 people that didn't vote in the last, give a score for Miranda too please... Elisha Cuthbert (Nominated by Phenobarbie) 6 7.5 Even though my scores aren't particularly high, I must say she has some intangible quality I can't put my finger on that I find amazingly sexy . Maybe its that Girl Next Door movie...
  12. Great idea, surprised you didn't come up with it . *edit* okay, you just weren't here back then .
  13. I always thought of Grace Kelly as being classy and pretty and its always great to see a lovely celebrity with actual talent too, but not "sexy" per se like those others. But she is before my time so I'm no real authority there . Wow , you have such interresting posts about these things .
  14. Woa . When that woman gets ta' talkin', can't think straight and my heart skips a little :blush: .
  15. Venezuela + Pageants = dominance :| . Thanks for the intro, love that thick brown hair and that big smile .
  16. Can we get about 3 more votes please (20 is the minimum) Great timing as always ! Uber-fans do create anti-fans. Not necessarily those that "hate" said person, but if you start off indifferent, uber-fans will push you that much further and if you already don't like said person, they push you even further. But stripped from the hype I think they would probably like the at least 10% more. Yeah, I don't go years back per se, but I came here in 07 and the popularity of what I have come to call "The Faboulous 7" (Adriana, Gisele, Alessandra, Ana Barros, Petra, Doutzen and Laetitia) was so overwhelming that they would win almost everything automatically. "Best Feet" "Ana Barros! No contest!" "Ana, FTW!! Last time I checked Petra was obliterrating Stacy Keibler in a "Best Legs" competition. Petra has great legs, don't get me wrong, but obviously to beat Stacy like that was a testament to her popularity here. It got to the point where I actually became reluctant to put any of the "Fabulous 7" in a poll. Disclaimer: This is no knock to said models or their fans . Yeah, I don't think its a jaw dropping gorgeousness either per se, but clearly better than average, like you said, at the same time. What I think is great about her looks is at her best she has/had a really nice body too and above average beauty is way above average for someone with a really nice bod. I know you love her, but I find that there are a lot of women and high fashion fans especially that find her looks "too cute" or "too barely legal" or "boring" though. So there's always going to be a great divide across both gender lines among other things. Like right now, her male beauty score is 8 vs. 6.7 from the females . But I think if she looked closer to her age and were even a smidgen more sultry a lot of the women and people in high fashion in general would like her looks a lot more. Or if she were more "unique" with the same level of beauty even. But on the bright side, her super cutesie looks make her ideal in the commercial market because she can appeal to teens (because she looks like one) and to adults (because she is one ). I don't think anyone has a problem with 5 for beauty. I've given out my share myself. I don't personally think anyone up there is below average per se or else there would be at least 3 models in my own family ! But (on the basis of purely evaluating looks) we all just interpret what we see differently, just like music and food . I think that describes the fashion industry as a whole .
  17. Joe > Average replied to Qball's topic in Babe Polls
    Yeah, its not too shabby . Pampita's got no chance of losing though, because there's no way a webcam girl will EVER beat a popular fashion model on Bellazon ! Though I think Pampita is the most generally attractive in the group . But, to tell the truth I've never been sure who was the best in fashion even. I always thought Vanessa Lerenzo has the best booty in fashion, but maybe she came out before the entertainment industry's butt craze/admittance ?
  18. I'm not genuinely angry at the rankings of my nominations. Someone can rank Tiger Woods 100th or 1st as a golfer and it doesn't make him any better or worse for example. But the fun is in the process of it all, people sharing their opinions, experiences, insights, tastes ect. That's what I'm in it for. I could just make my own list anytime . However, at the same time, I would be lieing if I said I didn't want to win this and everything else, naturally . Great post, Prettyphile, I'll have to respond to that later since I'm on a public computer and I'm terrified of identitiy theft .
  19. I like Hana and she is probably definitely more beautiful, but I like what Omahyra brings to the table in her work. I'll be the first supporter...Omahyra x3 .
  20. next up ... Miranda Kerr (Pictures by AnnaBeatrizBarrosFan) 8 - So cute ! And one of the best smiles in the business ! 9.5 - looks mostly the same .
  21. Theron, She had the second most scores under 5, so yeah....my efforts to not alert the fans resulted in an onslaught of anti fans . But I wouldn't worry about it since A) Obviously it isn't close to representing the real world (or else she wouldn't be as successful as she is in commercial modeling ) . B) she got 2nd in yours C) she and the other fabulous 5 have won the most on Babe Polls in general. But even though Petra is in the lead (and as low as the scores are overall , isn't likely to lose it), overall, I think its a B list model's game at the moment. It would have been an A-lister's game 6-12 months ago. Aside from Petra, the A list models will suffer mutiny. My efforts to not go out in my way to alert the fans makes them victim to an overconcentration of anti-fans giving them 3s (screwed if I do, screwed if I don't it seems ) while on the other hand, unfamiliar models without ANY sentimental attachment at all would need a miracle just to get an 8. So the Bellazon B listers have the advantage . Less anti-fans than the A list and way more sentimental attachment than the D list . Oh, Jennka , how did you master mixing being blunt and not sugar coating the truth with making it all better at the same time ? I personally found it utterly disturbing that only those 6 people were granted a score of 8 or better among other things , but you made it better and you're right, its all in good fun . And yes it will continue, this round is still going and another will be up....
  22. ....Either that or someone you give a high score to has a natural advantage :persuazn: ! Thus a part of your twisted plot to stop me from taking over babe polls and take it over yourself . I have the most nominations and I'm still losing :pinch: . But I'll defeat you yet, mwahahahaha :evil: !
  23. Finally... ...The Overall Rankings so Far Natural Beauty = Beauty x 2 + Natural (skin/complexion) / 3 To be added: Megan Fox, Kemp Muhl, Tori Praver and Hana J. 1. Petra (Not Nominated, Pictures by Joe > Average) - 9.443 2. Valentina (Not Nominated, Pictures by Joe > Average) - 9.06 3. Emily Didonato (Nominated by Stillinwonderland) - 8.758 8.75-8.775 4. Catherine McNeil (Nominated by Michellabella, Pictures by Joe > Average) - 8.3 5. Laetitia Casta (Nominated by Lisa-1) - 8.22 6. Josie Maran (Pictures by Twinkle and Prettyphile) - 8.176 7. Bar Rafaeli (Nominated by Prettyphile) - 8.13 8. Polina (Nominated by Lisa-1) - 7.9186 9. Ilze (Nominated by Stillinwonderland) - 7.86 10. Daniella Cosio (Nominated by Joe > Average) :hell yea!: - 7.832 11. Inguna (Nominated by Sarnic) - 7.83 12. Jessica Alba (Nominated by Theron) - 7.81 13. Rosie (Nominated by TheBarronofFratton)- 7.756 14. Tori Praver (Nominated by Phenobarbie) - 7.74 7.456(2),8.31 15. Olga Kurylenko (Nominated by Theron) - 7.7 16. Cintia Dicker (Nominated by yours_forever) -7.76 17. Megan Ewing (Nominated for Mattlovesmodels, Pictures by Joe > Average) - 7.756 18. Anja Rubic (Nominated for Berno, Pictures by Joe > Average) - 7.59 19. Ana Beatriz Barros (Nominated by Stillinwonderland) - 7.57 20. Tayane Leao Melo (Nominated by Me, Pictures by allus6ka) - 7.57 Gemma Ward (Nominated by Phenobarbie) - 7.559 7.12-8.4375-7.559 21. Natalya Piro (Nominated by @lice) - 7.43 22. Andi Muise (Nominated by yourse_forever) - 7.354 7.18-7.704-7.354 Megan Fox (Nominated by Phenobarbie) - 7.343 7.515789-7-7.343 23. Adriana Lima (Nominated by dizzymizlizzy) - 7.31 24. Hana J (Nominated for Veronika, Pictures by Me) - 6.857 8.07(2)-7.26 25. Miranda Kerr (Nominated by Ana Beatriz Barros Fan) - 7.25 b(2)-7.2, n-7.357 26. Erin Wasson (Nominated by Michellabella) - 7.23 27. Doutzen (Pictures by michellabella and JoeKnight) - 7.15 28. Brigitta (Nominated by Joe > Average) - 7.146 (29) Nataniele Ribiero (Nominated by Joe > Average) - 6.95 6.89-7.0869-6.95 29. Julie Ordon (Nominated by Joe > Average) - 6.946 30. Irina Sheik (Nominated by Stillinwonderland) - 6.85 31. Kemp Muhl (Nominated by Phenobarbie) - 6.8 6.36(2), 7.68 32. Selita Ebanks (Nominated by by Joe > Average) - 6.77 33. Daniela Frietas (Nominated by Phenobarbie) - 6.76 (33/tie) Lucia (Nominated by Me) - 6.76 6.42-7.45-6.76 34. Katherina Rembi (Pictures by Joe > Average) - 6.43 35. Taylor Warren (Nominated by @melie) - 6.33 36. Elisha Cuthbert (Nominated by Phenobarbie) - 6.33 6.5-6-6.33 37. Liza Ermalovich (Pictures by Joe > Average) - 6.16 38. Renata Maciel Dos Santos (Nominated by Phenobarbie) - 5.9 (43) R'el (Nominated by Joe > Average) - 5.7

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