Joe > Average

Lindsey Vonn Beauty 5.1 - definitely above average/pretty for an elite female athlete. Body - 5.1 Sexiness - 5.5 MA - 10 Olympic hero with countless commercials and endorsements. I can't argue with that one. SIB - 1.1 Lorena Rae Beauty 8 Body 7 Sexiness 8 MA 6 SIB 7 Noor Schauten Beauty 10 Body 8 Sexiness 6 not much intangible. MA 6 SIB 8 Sarah Stephens Beauty 7 Body 8 Sexiness 10 MA 8 SIB 10 Tanya Mityushina Beauty 10 Body 5 Sexiness 10 not sure whether she knows how to be not sexy. MA 6 SIB 10

[28] USA vs. USA [30] Darla Baker x3 Gracie Lancaster x3 - I just realized that I don't recall seeing a non-blond in Guess. Haven't paid it much attention though. Chanel Celaya x3 Ukraine vs. Poland Sandra Kubicka x1 Daria Khlystun x3 Olha Remez x2 vs. Anna Zaton x1

Hannah Ferguson Beauty 7 Body 9.5 Sexiness 10 MA 10 SIB 10 The stars at night are big and bright ( ) deep in the heart of Texas! I definitely assumed she was from California. California girls are undeniable too though. Jasmine Tookes Beauty 9.5 Body 7 Sexiness 9 MA 7 SIB 8 Josephine Skriver Beauty 8 Body 7 Sexiness 9 MA 7 SIB 7 Never paid her any attention, but she is pretty awesome. Kate Upton Beauty 7 Body 9 Sexiness 10 @peroxideblonde avatar! MA 10 - probably the only one in this whole competition that people in my everyday life actually know. A strong win with so many groups though. Not many can be just as at home in a Carls Jr. commercial as a romantic comedy. SIB 10 - HOF Lais Ribeiro Beauty 9 Body 10 Sexiness 10 MA 8 SIB 10

USA vs. Germany Cindy Crawford x2 vs. Alena Blohm x1 - sexiest mole vs. the sexiest gap (teeth). Alyssa Miller x3 Mckenna Berkley x1 vs. Jasmine Sanders x2 Russia vs. Hungary Yulia Rose x2 (Dat name , just as a side note.) vs. Barbara Palvin x1 Vika Levina x3 Sasha Belyaeva x3

Yeah, contrary to popular belief, modeling actually is a skill. Some acquire it with practice and others make up for it with looks or personality.

Edita Vilkeviciute Beauty 6.5 Body 8 (perfect 8) Sexiness 10 MA 7 SIB 10 Elizabeth Turner Beauty 9 Body 9 - finest flat booty model since Brooklyn D. Sexiness 10 MA 10 - cute, skinny enough for high fashion, curvy enough for commercial. Sensual, but not raunchy enough to offend. SIB 10 Elsie Hewitt Beauty 5 Body 6 Sexiness 6 MA 6 SIB 5 Gabrielle Caunesil Beauty 5 Body 6 Sexiness 9 MA 6 SIB 7 Hailey Outland Beauty 6 Body 7 Sexiness 8 MA 8 SIB 7

New Zealand vs. Netherlands Marloes Horst 1.5 1.5 China vs. UK Liu Wen x333,333 Ming Xi x1 vs. Violet Budd x2 Sui He x3

Daniela Lopez Osorio Beauty 9.5 Body 10 Sexiness 10 MA 10 SIB 10 Danielle Knudson Beauty 5 Body 5.5 Sexiness 5 MA 6 SIB 5 Darya Klishina Beauty 5 Body 4.5 Sexiness 5 MA 5 SIB 5 Deborah Ghys Beauty 6 Body 5.5 Sexiness 5.5 MA 7 SIB 5 Dioni Tabbers Beauty 10 Body 9.5 Sexiness 10 MA 8 - minus a point for having less than 40K instagram followers. Although, I guess she could appeal to the masses if they saw her. SIB 10 - the only most underrated blond model ever! Well, I'm surprised Genevieve Morton and Jessica Van Der Steen aren't more popular too.

MODEL 1 - Color: 6 - Shape: 9 - Overall: 9 MODEL 2 - Color: 6 - Shape: 8 - Overall: 8 MODEL 3 - Color: 7 - Shape: 8 - Overall: 8 MODEL 4 - Color: 6 - Shape: 8 - Overall: 8 MODEL 5 - Color: 7 - Shape: 9 - Overall: 9 MODEL 6 - Color: 5 - Shape: 6 - Overall: 6

@Sunshiine

I don't remember ever seeing you cut to the chase like that. +1

Carmella Rose Beauty 6.5 Body 5 Sexiness 8 MA 6 SIB 7 Caroline Kelley Beauty 7 Body 8 Sexiness 7 MA 6 SIB 7 Celine Farach Beauty 6 Body 6 Sexiness 5 MA 5 SIB 5 Charlie Austin Beauty 7 Body 5.5 Sexiness 8 MA 7 SIB 6 Clara Alonso Beauty 6 Body 5.5 Sexiness 6 MA 8 SIB 7

[9] USA vs. USA [10] Taylor Hill x3 Carmella Rose x2 vs. Gigi Hadid x1 Celine Farach x3 O Canada

MODEL 1 Reminds me of Dren from Splice. - Color: 6 - Shape: 7 - Overall: 7 Miles and miles of empty spaces between us... MODEL 2 - Color: 5 - Shape: 7 - Overall: 7 MODEL 3 - Color: 5 - Shape: 6 - Overall: 6 MODEL 4 - Color: 6 - Shape: 5 - Overall: 5 MODEL 5 - Color: 6 - Shape: 7 - Overall: 7 MODEL 6 - Color: 7 - Shape: 10 - Overall: 10

Jacquelyn Jalonski x3 Taylor Sharpe x3 Audreyana Michelle x3 Ukraine Angola Morocco

Anne de Paula Beauty: 7 Body: 5.5 Sexiness: 7 MA: 6 SIB: 6 Anthea Page Beauty: 6 Body: 5.5 Sexiness: 6 MA: 7 SIB: 5 Beate Muska Beauty: 6 Body: 5 Sexiness: 5 MA: 5 SIB: 5 Bryana Holly Beauty: 6 Body: 5.5 Sexiness: 6.5 - like a hot babysitter. MA: 6 SIB: 6 Candice Swanepoel Beauty: 9.5 Body: 7 Sexiness: 10 MA: 10 SIB: 10

Alicia Schmidt Beauty: 6.5 Body: 6 Sexiness: 8 MA: 8 SIB: 8 Anne V. Beauty: 4 Body: 5.5 Sexiness: 6 MA: 5 SIB: 9 - Not a fan, but Anne V. discovered SI while looking for India. She didn't kill anyone in the process though. Bar Refaeli Beauty: 7 Body: 9 Sexiness: 9 MA: 8 SIB: 10 Barbara Palvin Beauty: 8 Body: 5.5 Sexiness: 6 MA: 6 SIB: 6 Camila Morrone Beauty: 9 Body: 9 Sexiness: 10 MA: 9 SIB: 9

O Canada France

Russia vs. USA Anastasia Krivosheeva x1 vs. Raven Lyn x2 Laurel Thoma x3 Stella Trapsh x3 Ukraine vs. USA Valeria Rudy x1 vs. Hannah Davis x2 Vika Bronova x3 Alanna Arrington (Looks like the Dirty Dancing woman. I had the time of my life. Never felt this way before. ) Nicole Nicolova x3 vs. Elizabeth Wood

Simone Villas Boas Tanya Mityushina Taylor Hill Sofia Jamora Noor Schauten

MODEL 1 - Color: 7 - Shape: 6 - Overall: 6 MODEL 2 - Color: 5 - Shape: 6 - Overall: 6 MODEL 3 - Color: 9 - Shape: 6 - Overall: 6 MODEL 4 - Color: 7 - Shape: 10 - Overall: 10 MODEL 5 - Color: 6 - Shape: 10 - Overall: 10 MODEL 6 - Color: 6 - Shape: 9 - Overall: 9 So nominations are closed then?

Marisa Miller Josephine Skriver Kate Upton - surprised at this one. This whole thing will be even more interesting since I don't know most of them. Caroline Kelley Meredith Mickelson

USA vs. Brazil Ana Beatriz Barros x3 Samile Bermannelli x3 Courtney Johnson x2 vs. Veridiana Ferreira x1 Brazil vs. Latvia 1.5 Thais Oliveira x3 Lana Zakocela x3

Bregje Heinen Dioni Tabbers Caitlin Ricketts Dana Taylor Brooklyn Decker - I like Adriana and Alessandra more, but (for the topic at hand) she does deserve another shot.