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Joe > Average

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  1. Oh, Jennks :blush: (Raquel Welch, Nominated by ?, Pictures by Me)
  2. What? The one time I need AnaBB fans they fail me ? Nooooo ! She has my favorite legs of the group . But ummm....I'll switch with you if I can ....
  3. Easily one of the best bods in the business imo .
  4. Yeah, even on some I don't like I admit I can still see the work and those wings looked like something from a video game, quite nice . Yeah, have a little mercy .
  5. Little burgundy ridinghood x3 .
  6. SECOND PRELIMINARY ROUND, LOT 3 OF 3: 17 Rachel Weisz 18 Kerry Washington (my two favs of the group . Well...I'm sure Kerry'll lose anyway so...) 19 Malin Akerman (she was great in The Watchmen ) 20 Sophie Marceau 21 Estella Warren (I prefer Odette's face, but Estella has an above average bod making her 2D so...) 22 Ashley Greene 23 Emilie De Ravin 24 Julia Roberts
  7. Probably my favorite blonde model face or at least tied for favorite (though I'm not an uber blonde fan, though not a blonde hater either mind you). Tyra is one of my sister's favorite model and has that SI cover in her scrapbook. So I found out her name a few years ago by asking who the other woman was and whether she was famous too ect.... And also, I generally much prefer dancer legs over model legs but her's are some of my favorite model legs because they have a more dancer/skater look ... ....but anyway... Face: 10 - nice smoldering eyes, nice smile and amazing lips. Body: 9
  8. 7 Votes for Bridgette 5 Votes for Emmanuelle 2 Votes for Vanessa 2 Votes for Alina 3 Votes for Christie cliché, cliché again... I am not a fan of BB. Not that i don't like her but i am not a fan. And i only love her body when she dressed. They do both happen to be French but I didn't say French fans . I meant because their bodies are so simular (only BB has more hips and longer legs and Lae's bosom is bigger? maybe) most in general and 99% of the voters gave simular scores, like both or don't like either . But I'm just messin' witcha anyways . oh she did it! But she did not brush the right one... :ninja: Before I go on I want to give one of my 3-4 some odd tributes on the way. Tribute 1: Bottom 10 (two missing due to missing scores and needed tie breaker) 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 Top 50 Updated (minus those with less than 25 votes) http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?sho...t&p=1950604 "Bottom 10" by Joe > Average Bottom 10, bottom 10 You're at the bottom so you just can't win But I thank you anyway, bottom 10 Bottom 10, bottom 10 thanks for playing, come again Don't think I don't appreciate you oh bottom 10 To you, the top 40 is so far out of sight Because you got a lot of 6s, 4s and 5s But don't think you're not special in my eyes, oh bottom 10 Slightly diverse but the greatest simularity Is of course half of you are nominated by me But 7 chances out of 10 I'd do it all again Said I might have done it all agaaaiiinnnn And thanks to you all anyway bottom 10 (Next round coming....)
  9. Hmmm....Overall...but I see Overall is full now. But I don't really like Oh So Quiet (by Bjork) that much so could you swap the two ?
  10. Thanks again . :rofl: / / I figured Lae and BB had the same [body] fans :shock: ...Did BB not sign your autograph ? Or not brush your mustache ?
  11. Rosie lost . But both nice though . Same, Ana x3 (Y)
  12. Well the difference between obviously fake and well done and obviously fake (due to before and after) and not well done...I'll leave that to you I guess . Sensuality...well that's a different subject. I thought it was the general french model sensuality ...dignified expression, graceful pose ect . But Freja Beja Ericson, that's what I call sexy, because I don't find her attractive at all and I can still see that intangible hotness radiating a little .
  13. Rosie x3 Amazing ! Pretty, Click.
  14. Yes, and hopefully you won't break my record .
  15. (#40) Anja Rubik 40.5 (#39) Gemma Ward 25.5 No ! No ! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *face palm* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. (Elyse Taylor, Nominated by Phenobarbie) (Maryna Linchuk, Nominated by Lisa-1) (Thanks to Phenobarbie for uploading and blocking)
  17. Wow, this round has been interresting. Team France's average score for Vanessa was 9.6 and so far 8 for Emmanuelle whereas Team Non-France's average score for Vanessa was 6 and much higher for Emmanuelle . Well, you see, on behalf of Ms. Beart, I must say the following, not only as her lawyer, but as someone who also doesn't care for my client's breasts at all. However... Seeing as how large breasts are a minority here, its highly likely and arguably certain that even without said enhancements, the chances of them being smaller than most of the women here is relatively small. Or take the last girl (Vanessa) for example, the chances of them being smaller than hers are almost impossible (not saying anything wrong with her breasts of course). But in any case, should one be penalized for having artificial floaties? I say, no. But to penalize for them being fake more often than not infers that they would be evaluated more favorably if they were real. In such case, they should instead merely be denied the "extra points" they would recieve if they were real and be instead evaluated on an equal plane with every other regular sized floatied woman. In such case, we'll declare my client a model with regular sized floaties (like most models here). As such, compared to the others, the remaining features (booty, hips, legs ect.) are all elite by the standard of the fashion models here and if you give a point per feature, more than a few would have a hard time getting a definitive win over my client. And even compared to the ones in general here with "naturally" large floaties even spotting the 1 point for the breasts for argument's sake, if the match is most points out of 5 attributes, she'd give most in general here a tough fight. Because even if her breasts were beyond flat, lets say...invisible for argument's sake, her booty/leg/ab/hip combo overall is better than most models and women here in general and those attributes are over 90% of the body. So if my client's fake bosom isn't to be attributed as hers, her chest should merely be counted as regular sized or even small depending on one's estimates. But with or without them, the overall package still beats most of the women here. No further questions your honor :morning: .
  18. Interresting , thanks for the info, guys . (Emmanuelle Beart, Nominated by lisa-1) *pics added* Thanks to all the catchup voters . Guess I'll join em' . Izabel Goulart- 8 (one of the best model bodies at that size ) Adriana K - 9 (a real slam dunk ) Rianne Ten Haken - 7.5 (but unbelievably sexy and one of my top fashion crushes ) Monica B. - 9.1 Emmanuelle - Nice ! Nice bod, sexy and lovely too . I remember she was in one of my first model id threads here so I figured I'd throw the model id pic in there (the last one), but I forgot the name again, thanks for the re-intro .
  19. 1 Elizabeth Hurley 2 Alyssa Milano 3 Mia Kirshner 4 Olivia Wilde 5 Heather Graham 6 Hayden Panettiere 7 Holly Valance 8 Amy Adams (for the acting) 9 Liv Tyler 10 Zoe Saldana 11 Jordana Brewster 12 Nicole Kidman 13 Virginie Ledoyen 14 Kelly Brook 15 Ziyi Zhang 16 Lena Headey - this...is...Sparta !
  20. I'm assuming she's somewhat popular in France :morning: . 4 votes to go, general updated list coming...
  21. Not for rating or voting, absolutely positively NOT .

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