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This lip thing reminds me of Wheatley (who ironically has more masculine bone structure too). Not that I hate her, nor would I call her ugly (but then I wouldn't call anyone ugly in general because I was called 'fat' as a kid before I started football at least), but that just brought her to mind, please don't be mad , but its just like you set me up for an alley oop (for non basketball viewers alley oop - when a player tosses the ball up for another player to catch and dunk when the defense if off guard. The play is seldom stopped once more than halfway executed, but can be avoided by blocking out (Joe Sports Dictionary). Ironically there's more than a few models around here either I or people in my family and friends have met that most here would say the same about if they knew , *sings Nobody knows the troubles I've seen...* only models just don't have visibility now so their 'bitchiness' is unknown and irrelevant to the general public. If you can summon the gumption to smile and giggle in a couple interviews (PR's gold) you can get the 'wow and she's nice too' and most won't know the difference and more than a few are better off for it. That is of course not to say the crimes we know are excusable because there are crimes we don't know, as I've been hit with both a phone and even a lamp myself by my ex, I just threw that out because it came to me .

I was gonna add that one myself, but would you believe I couldn't find the Dylan version on YouTube anywhere? Maybe you can have better luck finding it? There was a version on there a couple years ago, but they took it down and now its mostly 'my cousin singing All Along the Watchtower, tell me what you think' ect. . There's a guitar hero version on there I think though . Well yeah, I guess the names and spellings are inevitable , but that's partially because I refuse to look it up to correct beforehand because if it was regular conversation I wouldn't be able to so it seems like cheating/not the real me . If I have to have the same embarassment online as in real life then its worth it just for that . And yeah, the original song's called "Crossroad Blues" but the remake is called "Crossroads" proably because it isn't a blues version . Thanks for the Levee info and although I knew about The Miracle's version (like the Gladys version) but thosre are ironically among my least, if not absolute least favorite songs by them by far and the Marvin version is by far my favorite version in general. Speaking of Smokey, can I replace "I Will Always Love You" with "Who's Lovin You" by The Jackson 5? I don't really like "I Will Always Love You" but just thought it was worth a mention since its one of the best and mos successful, but if I could make the switch it would be nice .

THIRD PRELIMINARY ROUND, LOT 2 OF 3: 9 Linda Evangelista 10 Lucia Dvorska 11 Megan Ewing 12 Rebecca Romijn 13 Christy Turlington 14 Claudia Schiffer 15 Jennifer Lamiraqui 16 Chanel Celaya THIRD PRELIMINARY ROUND, LOT 1 OF 3: 1 Paulina Porizkova - prefer Mila though... 2 Chanel Iman 3 Adriana Lima 4 Almudena Fernandez 5 Selita Ebanks 6 1.5 7 Olga Kurylenko 8 Bar Refaeli

Wow, I would have lost money betting you were going to say, "I don't get Erin's appeal at all, there's hundreds of thousands of girls that look like that" or something like that . But she could model really well before VS .

"odd hard round ones" Yeah...I always wondered if those hurt . But anyway, I have breast implants myself, pectoralis major muscle injections that is . Well, not really, I think someone just had an outie shrunk or something and a distant cousin had a unibrow plucked, but just didn't want to be left out I guess .

19. All Along The Watchtower - Jimmi Hendrix (original by Bob Dylan) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AuxJH2Mj30 20. Crossroads - Cream (Original by Robert Jordan) 21. Heard it Through the Grapevine - Marvin Gaye (Original by CCR) 22. Beyonce the Sea - Bobby Darin (Original by Roger Williams) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZoCrD88RP4 23. Whe the Leveee Breaks - Led Zeppelin (Original by Robert Jordan) 24. With a Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker (Original by The Beatles) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYDvQ1HH-E 25. Proud Mary - Ike & Tina Turner (Original by CCR) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoE0d8REr_M 26. Who's Loving You - The Jackson 5 (Original by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles) 27. Respect - Aretha Franklin (Original by Otis Redding) 28. Twist and Shout - The Beatles (Original by The Isley Brothers) 29. Rockin' Robin - The Jackson 5 (Original by Bobby Day) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5aXRefKRdQ 30. You Shook Me - Led Zeppelin (Original by Earl Hooker and Muddy Watters) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHb2D2V4x3k *edit* All Along The Watchtower - Jimmi Hendrix (original by Bob Dylan) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AuxJH2Mj30 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igE_N6gegfg Heard it Through the Grapevine - Marvin Gaye (Original by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles) Beyonce the Sea - Bobby Darin (Original by Roger Williams) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZoCrD88RP4 With a Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker (Original by The Beatles) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYDvQ1HH-E Proud Mary - Ike & Tina Turner (Original by CCR) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoE0d8REr_M Who's Loving You - The Jackson 5 (Original by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles) (starts 00:50) Respect - Aretha Franklin (Original by Otis Redding) Twist and Shout - The Beatles (Original by The Isley Brothers) Rockin' Robin - The Jackson 5 (Original by Bobby Day) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5aXRefKRdQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmBmD3s-R9s

5 - most beautiful so far to me . Combination of cat eyes, great profile, high cheekbones, amazing lips and smile . Nice body for a model and great model in general and about 20 years into her career in those pics and still holding her own . Her and Tyra are my favorites in the comp in general .

1. Zoe Saldana (1) 2. Thandie Newton (5) 4. Beyonce Knowles (5) 7. Liya Kebede (9) 8. Tyra Banks (4) 9. Noemie Lenoir (3) 10. Emanuela De Paula (5)

Kiki's on a mission . I guess I'll help :morning: . 1. Zoe Saldana (3) 2. Thandie Newton (5) 4. Beyonce Knowles (5) 7. Liya Kebede (9) 8. Tyra Banks (5) 9. Noemie Lenoir (3) 10. Emanuela De Paula (5)

I wanna try this again . For one, just curious to see the different results of A) some different voters and B) the same voters after a bit of time and C) the difference in person vs. person as in person vs. person all votes are equal so the dynamics are different (a 3-5 has more power than a 9 or 10 whereas a x3 is a x3). But the way I want to go is... 1. 5 vs. 5 per round 2. Faces covered (if even 40% doesn't recognize them it serves purpose enough for the experiment ). And even if you do recognize them focusing on body only should add at least a slightly different perspective... 3. I'll get some pics together slowly, but anyone can feel free to nominate casually. 4. Most importantly because of the face covering thing, all nominations must be done through pm only . 5. To nominate you need 10 pics with all major angles shown (for the benefit of those that don't know them or know them well). 6. The person who has the best win/loss record wins . 7. I don't have 1 and 7 totally figured out actually, but that's just where I am .

Yeah, the video worked for me (by deleting everything in the link before the = sign including the equal sign). Also...I just thought of just now another reason some people's videos don't appear is when they try to post a "related" video from the side of a video that has a link like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3RhqaoviA...feature=related , that comes up blank on our system. So to post a video like that you delete the = sign and everything before it as well as the "& feature=related" and it is then recognizable to our system... Hope that helps .

Looks: Michelle Vawer Potential: Isla - brows are in atm and she's more sensual and versatile . Overall ability: Isla more versatile...didn't know you liked her Pretty .

Actually, no it won't be deleted . "Last time you checked" and you registered a few monthys ago ? And it also seems fishy to me that several hours later you're so passionate about a post that was deleted within two minutes of being posted several hours ago...But anyway, I don't see the validity of the fact that you've seen all these things (and to my knowledge haven't reported?). Just because there are people getting away with murder somewhere has no bearing on whether an officer should overlook a speeding violation or not . We the staff are simularly in one place at a time, vastly outnumbered and we do what we can with what we see. But there is a rule against baiting and model/celeb threads aren't a place for drawn out debates ect. There isn't much reason to say all that here other than bait the fans as those are the ones that generally frequent the thread (and the fact that its the first post is an indication to me of either a troll or someone who registered for the sole purpose of stirring up a debate about that). If one person's ramblings have to be sensored for the general peace of the board, that's an easy sacrifice for the staff to make. I don't feel this thread is the place for that issue, that's not to say the same would go for a general discussion thread. In a thread such as the "Chat Thread" for example, it may not be conscrued as baiting since its geared at a general audience rather than a fan audience and wouldn't have been deleted more than likely. Contrary to whatever you may think my actions are with regard to the general board and not out of need to excercise dictatorship as I didn't have a problem with the post nor do I frequent the thread regularly.

Yes, she's well known here. She started off competing with Rhihanna at the same label I think and got dropped when Rhihanna blew up, but has had a comeback recently. I've had her in 3 avatars and a sig . and @ the spam , but as I told Chocolate there's no 'off topic' in my threads of course .

And thanks and glad you like it . Thanks Choco . Yeah, doesn't seem like that long since you last voted , but I moved it up to new round a day (with 5 videos instead of 3) because I didn't think my computer would make it to the end . But glad you liked it anyway . Thanks bud ! And likewise thanks to all .

That last round for me was one of the hardest, though this was ironically my easiest . Shanina Shaik x3 Karen Mulder x3 ................ Doutzen Kroes x3 Dionni Tabbers x3 ................ Ruslana Korshunova x3 1.5 Each

Thread Edited ... Do not spam threads by way of posting the same word in multiple back to back posts . But while I'm here, as to this interview subject in general, if the page turns and the discussion is still going on please transfer to the "Chat Thread" .

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I must say, of all my comps this has had the least votes, but ironically I always wondered why only 3-4 people had anything to say and this comp has had by far the highest % of commentary as well as the most in general. In all of my others only about 4 people had anything to say (that is including 1 emoticon expressions as well), whereas over 80% had something to say either regularly or at least at some point here and more importantly roughly the same people were around the whole time. Thanks guys ! Awards Perfect Attendance vanessaaa Perfect Attendance After Coming Midway Fergetta The "Technology/Camera/Graphics, Yum " Award Donbot/Michael* The "Giving a Chance/Good Score to a Commercial Starring Someone I Don't Like" Award Male: Michael, Female: vanessaaa The "My Computer's Killing Me But Trying My Best to Keep Up" Award Female: Jennka Male: Michael The "I Don't Like It/Giving it a Low Score, But Something Nice To Say Anyway Award Rox The Humor Based Commercial Appreciation Award LastWish23 And thanks guys in general .

WINNER ... VS What is Sexy 2001 4.664 The New Yorker 4.625 Alessandra Room VS 4.346 VS Holiday 2004 4.227 Kylie Agent Provocateur 4.214 Gisele VS Night 4.21 Miranda Kerr Wireless 4.2 VS Push Up 2003 4.15 Bar Bonita de Mas 1 4.077 VS Holiday Give Me You 4.05 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VS Angels Holiday Commercial 4.025 Adriana Lima VS Angels in Venice 3.846 Miranda Kerr Dream Angels Push Up 3.792 VS Semi Sale 2004 3.833 Ultimo Lingerie 3.708 Miranda Kerr Cotton Lingerie 3.691 VS Michael Bay 2010 3.683 Fortnight Lingerie # 1 3.6 VS Airport 3.542 VS Holiday 08 3.536 Laetitia Casta La Femme 3.525 Bar Rafaeli Fox Lingerie 3.5 Sarah Chalke Haynes Wedgie 3.5 AnaBB Triumph 3.464 VS Invisible Lace 3.462 VS Angelis In Venice 3.455 Miranda Kerr Dream Angel's Bra 3.409 VS Embrace 3.409 Mini Anden Cubus Underwear 3.345 VS English Lace Collection 3.315 Dim Osmose Lingerie 3.292 VS What is Sexy 2002 3.273 Calvin Klein Underwear # 2 3.25 Natalia Calvin Klein 3.247 Boisvert Lingerie 3.227 Monica Bellucci Intimissimi 3.225 Jennifer Love Hewitt Haynes 3.195 Gisele VS Body Shaping Demi 3.184 CK Underwear # 3 3.182 Petra Nemcova Playtex 3.177 Karen Mudler VS Desire 3.167 Haynes Wedgie Epidemic 3.136 Tyra, Heidi, Karen VS Miracle Bra 3.125 Enamora Lingerie # 1 3.115 Pretty Polly Bra 3.115 LaPerla Lingerie 3.108 Lovables # 4 3.083 Bar Rafaeli Bonita De Mas # 3 3.06 Ann Summers Lingerie 3.208 Pania Rose Lovable 3 Liason Dangereuse 2.962 Shiesser Lingerie 2.958 VS Cotton Stretch Collection 2.944 Jockey Underwear 2.942 Incanto Russian Lingerie 2.933 Triumph EcoChic 2.911 Lane Bryant Banned Commercial 2.846 Izabel Goulart VS Secret Embrace 2.815 VS Body Bare 2.808 Haynes Momix Dancers 2.8 Freya Lingerie 2.77 Cubus # 2 2.755 Pan Huiru Savvy Bra Ad 2.708 Alessandra Ambrossio VS Bra 2.705 Average = 2.68102 Bar Rafaeli Banita de Mas # 2 2.667 Bar Rafaeli Boniata De Mas # 4 2.636 Irina Sheik Triumph V Shape 2.591 VS The Nakids 2.558 Mode Marie # 3 2.55 Lovables Undie Rules 2.5 Bonds Underwear 2.455 Linda Vojtva Andres Sarda Lingerie 2.45 Target Lingerie # 1 2.444 Bravissimo 2.442 Sloggi Sports 2.433 C&A Heis 2.426 Olga Triumph 2.423 Intimissimi Manuela Arcuri 2.417 Mode Marie # 3 2.409 Elevator 2.4 Adriana Biofit 2.271 Lindsay Ellingson VS 2.365 Sloggi Sensual 2.357 Well # 1 2.344 Ipex # 2 2.308 Simone Triumph 2.333 Adriana & Emmaunella Biofit 2.243 Irina Sheik Intimissimi 09 2.273 Triumph T-shirt Bra 2.269 Delta Lingerie # 1 2.25 WonderBra (You're Not Born… 2.238 Miranda Kerr VS Air Push Up 2.231 Playtex Dear Bra 2.227 Megan Armani Underwear 2.221 VS I Love My Body 2.208 VS IPEX # 1 2.208 Marisa & Heidi Full Coverage 2.205 Incanto 09 2.185 Passionata # 3 2.182 Davenport Lingerie # 1 2.167 Alessandra Ambrossio VS Embrace Demi 2.131 Sloggi Pure Bodywear 2.115 C&A Letters 2.107 VS Incredible Bra 2.091 Adriana Lima VS Embrace Strapless 2.085 Nurse Lingerie 2.077 Wonder Bra # 2 2.045 Triumph Maximizer Red Dress 2.025 VS 7 Way Biofit 1.929 Playtex Paint 1.933 C&A Bodypainting 1.885 Adriana & Karolina VS Biofit 1.836 Liberti Lingerie 1.869 Mode Marie # 1 1.864 Swear Bras 1.85 Sloggi Fruits 1.847 Balentines # 1 1.846 Fruit of the Loom Surreal 1.818 VS Semi Annuan 2010 1.812 Jolidon Clandestine # 1 1.777 Lindsay Why She Loves Her Body VS 1.75 FormFit Lingerie 1.727 Jennifer Hawkins Lovables 1.709 Isabeli Passionata 1.694 VS I Love My Man's Body 1.682 Triumph Cosmetic Bra Spa 1.625 Cubus Girl's Night Out 1.591 Marisa & Doutzen Biofit 1.607 Hotmilk Lingerie 1.577 Suzie Sloggi 1.568 Akemi # 1 1.545 Agent Provatur White Houts 1.469 Triumph Maximizer # 5 1.455 Louise Petterson Bali 1.375 Hotmilk Striptease 1.333 Sloggi Underwear 1.136 Sloggi Billboard 1 Reoccuring Type and Brand Stats WINNER = Banned Commercials - 3.8 CK - 3.2 Haynes 3.157 - Haynes beat VS hehehehe, :hell yea!: Victoria's Secret - 3 Lovables - 2.74 - surprised it beat Intimissimi... Intimissimi 2.638 Triumph - 2.352 Wonder Bra - 2.14 C&A - 2.139 Asian 2.1 Passionata 1.9 Sloggi - 1.8 - almost beat Passionata, wow ... Hotmilk - 1.45

@ Rox Thanks Jennks . And sorry guys, even though we all voted Doutzen and Marisa unanimously I saw that I forgot to put someone's 1 for the Doutzen and Marisa which makes their actual score 1.607 and thus actually lower than Hotmilk .

1. Zoe Saldana (5) 2. Thandie Newton (8) 3. Paula Patton (2) 4. Beyonce Knowles (6) 6. Selita Ebanks (3) 7. Liya Kebede (9) 8. Tyra Banks (5) 9. Noemie Lenoir (6) 10. Emanuela De Paula (7)

Christy Turlington x3 1.5 Each ............................... Julie Ordon x3 - not 'prettier' per se, I just much prefer full lips and a big smile . Catherine McNeil x3 ................................ 1.5 Each 1.5 Each

I'm definitely a fan of Kerry . And besides like her much more than Thandie, Zoe and Selita...As a matter of fact, I'm not sure how Zoe passed her as the tolkein of the moment, but she looks like one of my friends so I can't hate . 1. Zoe Saldana (5) 2. Thandie Newton (8) 3. Paula Patton (3) 4. Beyonce Knowles (7) 6. Selita Ebanks (4) 7. Liya Kebede (9) 8. Tyra Banks (5) 9. Noemie Lenoir (6) 10. Emanuela De Paula (7)

Thank you Fergetta . donbot: <_< What happened ? Yes, it does . When I put it up I had forgotten that I had asked you to fill in your score beforehand , but thanks . Sorry for the confusion guys. Rox had voted originally without putting the number down, again , I guess assuming saying she loved it meant 5 , so Pretty Polly's score is higher by default, just Pair 1 and Pair 3 are tied , though you can vote on it for fyi if you please of course .