The Joker

Okay i'll be a dork for once in a life time. Sensitive crying fans, please try to skip this very post. Your effort is my 5 minutes cussing-free. Thank you. 1. Which theme overall did you like the most? - Blade Runner. It's cool. 2. Which five models looked the best? - Andi Muise, Heidi Klum, Morgane Dubled, Karolina Kurkova and Inguna. (Izabel comes really close with that red outfit, YUM!!!). 3. Which theme{s} didn't you like? - The shitty pink theme. Why the hell did everygirl have to carry a ....a...thigh plate again ?! I once heard the plate said " Hippie chick". Pshh, it looked more like bandaged chick to me. <_< Moving on!!! 4. Which five models could of looked a lot better? - Jessica Stam : After forcing her at gunpoint to put on those amazingly creepy outfits, i bet the Victoria's Secret chief has also voodooed her for that stumble. Seriously.... - Selita Ebanks : She could have looked a million times better if she didn't exist. Enough said. High fiiiive!!!! - Eugenia V : *yawns* The rest looked pretty good so they're off my hook. 5. Is there anything you would of changed about this years show? - I would so f*cking replace Seal's diamond encrusted pajama outfit with anything of the human wear. His old halloween costume looked so much better. - The music sucks big ass. We all have different taste i know but whoever picked those tracks must be the spawn of Hitler. DIEEEE... <_< - I'd warn the girls before the show : anyone throwing your hands in the air will be fired. 6. What were your overall fav outfits of the show.. Adriana, Isabeli, Karolina, Alessandra, Izabel and Andi's. 7. What outfits do you hate the most? - As if she hasn't looked like sh*t already, VS threw in more yellow crap on her. Poor Selita, she even had to carry 2 zombie hands touching her shit around. - Lemme guess, hippie lady liberty chick ?!! Awww, how bullshitalicious. NEXT!!!! - I don't know what were they thinking but ninja turtle outfit was NOT made to be sexy. - This is the contest winner right ?!! I think whoever won that contest has to make their own outfit also. Poor girl. At least she caught up on that shitty "hippie chick'' bandage. - This is exactly what George Bush should equip our soldiers with. Think of how many soldiers we could have saved in the Irag war with that cuirass. Oh man.... - Maybe VS is promoting their new recyled lingeries line. That's why instead of tossing all those left over ties and bows away, they had Marisa carry them. There're more shitty outfits to talk about but i'm so freaking tired so blah.....

I don't believe in the slightest that in the face of perfection, you would find him/her "boring."

Here's another one. Why don't you register, Andreina ?!! It's free. You might need a US zip code though. Try mine "95111".

This one ?

There finally comes AZKID. Thanks so much my man. We all will be waiting for your VSFS capture. The one and only.

Okay i posted this at TFS but it's such an amazing found so here we go again. *looks for Sam* Get this chair to get Angela's wonderful lambada pose, people .

Or....whenever Stam falls, you're there.

Last year. Credit to Andi.

Random fact : No model was reported to have stomachache after secretly laughing so hard at Seal's diamond encrusted pajama backstage. (He called it an 'outfit' )

Yaaaay, Seal's outfit didn't shock any girl to death on the runway.

Moofins Biology 101 : This triangle is built upon beauty. The finest girl will be put up top and so on...

Thanks to Holly. (Papa_Levante)

Credit to me. Sozzy sozzy...

And i will understand why it takes people that long to get Andi's appeal.

^ Sure. And here comes my master piece yo!!!

New face ?! Yours is. She's walked for VS 2 years ago, genius.