The Joker

Fear.....

Which standard do you offer a bitch ?!!

I'd do anything to get an i-phone thrown on the head by Naomi, or any mother f*cking human being.

Umm... i can help bring the knife....

Ladies and gentlemen.. we're now back to model bashing. Enjoy the show! *pushes harder on the logout button*

".... have fun, take your time, have some kids, don't go to the gym... and just go on vacation." eh ?!!

To the right, to the right.... ->

^ Wow, thanks Prettyphile (you know, i've always wondered what your real name is... ). I love Karolina's and Ale's costumes, look cool. Adri's looks like the old one she's worn in 2003's show, yeah ?!! And Heidi's wings make her look like a hobo selling balloon at Disney Land. :S Can't wait for the show.

That's a lousy photoshop job (although it did give me a choke on my tuna, tuna choke, urgh) Example of a good photoshop job.

You mean "biggest" or "bitchiest", Fery ?!! Either way, Naomi rules.

^ Oh i was close enough....

Ya know, i'm just gonna go ahead and tell people off what Sweet Seduction (a.k.a ~CrazyBeautiful~) is going to say in here. *clones Sweet Seduction* --------------- Hi, i'm Sweet Seduction and here's my critical thinking. Doutzen Kroes : if god was a woman, it'd be her. *worships, worship....* :yuckky: Adriana Lima : OMFG, what's that mammal doing at the VSFS ?!!!!! :yuckky: Alessandra Ambrosio : EW, i swear i saw her dick!!! :yuckky: Ana Beatriz Barros : ALIEN!!! :yuckky: Andi Muise : giant walking vagina. :yuckky: Angela Lindvall : if she plays a zombie role in a movie, no make-up is needed. :yuckky: Bianca Balti : she had a fight with Doutzen, which automatically turned her into a cheap whore. Self-explanatory. :yuckky: Carmen Kass : AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.... :yuckky: Caroline Francischini : Human evolution : super old ape -> old ape -> Caroline Francischini -> ape -> people. --------- // and the list goes on.... // --------- :yuckky: Erin Wasson : :yuckky: Fernanda Tavares :yuckky: Hana Soukupova :yuckky: Heidi Klum :yuckky: Inguna Butane :yuckky: :yuckky: :yuckky: ---------- Correct me if i'm wrong, Sweet Seduction.

http://www.savetube.com/

Ohhh, see now that's much clearer. Because she's got a campaign whatever going on, she isn't doing the show. It's not because she has a problem with Bianca okie ?!!

I don't know that comes out of jealousy or just plain hatred, Sam, but i'm kicking their ass anyway.

bjorkian, i wasn't talking to you. I was speaking in general. ----- Thank you Sam and i bet with you the ho who wrote that piece is a typical typing-vagina in the 1800s, a.k.a idiot. VS is famous for launching supermodels' career and if Gisele can ditch VS, she can ditch P&G anyday. Who needs who ?!! Actually though, i once overheard that Bruce Willis has spent alot of his time living in Ohio and if you look at his hair's style....not bad at all. I say he's perfect for Pantene. P&G should just forget about Gisele.

Is Heidi seriously going to "do something" with Seal on stage ?!!