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The Joker

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  1. If only we could get you to love instead of hate...
  2. Each has their own powerful strength. Predators are dangerous in quick attacks, spreading acid and being ugly. Aliens are well-equipped, own a long lasting power and the ability to burn everything with their laser gun . Heidi Klum is scary for being herself. It's the ultimate battle among the creepiest creatures in the universe. No one is prior to the other in power. Is Alien's laser gun strong enough to shut Heidi up ?!! Can predator's sneaky attacks beat Alien ?!! Will Heidi's multiple apprearance give predator any dizzy ?!! By voting in this ultimate poll, you are the one to decide. Don't forget to tell me why. GO!!!!!!
  3. If your vagina represents humanity, and i'm part of humanity....are you implying i'm just a little part of your vagina, bitch ?!! I know a butt-load of people who agree with you but not this ungrateful bastard.
  4. Dude, i'd give you an A+ and even some more extra credits. You'll get more members in your forum soon.

  5. Is that so ?!! What if i wanna pay ?!! :shifty:

  6. Well yeah i can't look at your avatar with a regular face either.

  7. Miss ya too, booboo. OMG, don't be picky on the sexes when you're begging for grade.

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    And wait, i'm not on your friend list ?! How dare you ??!!!!!

  8. Congratz on your new baby. Did you manage to download the show ?!!

  9. Took me long to notice though...
  10. I'm not done. .Tomorrow. A+ That's because Heidi stole her thunder. Nobody cared about her multi-million dollar bra but Heidi's bullshit snowflake outfit was another bullshit story. Sounded to me like you were attacking me. Although I didn't realize that it seemed like I was attacking by just a comment. Didn't intend to offend anyone, so I'm sorry if I offended anyone. HAHA, lima fans are actually getting better recently, PrettyPhile. (unless they're storing up their power and .... ) I think Shasta is on the bright side. Did you try all types of gas ?!! I only trust Shell and it's only $3.24/gallon.
  11. ThomasGrund's site. http://vsfsvideos.googlepages.com/
  12. As usual, Kazper. You're right. I'd like to vote for Gisele in this Deana vs Leatitia competition, please. If you don't vote by the rules of the competition, then don't vote at all. Ok so if she doesnt vote for Marisa she is not following the rules ??? If she thinks that Inguna represents better VS than Marisa she has her reasons... You got it ????? GOOD !!!!!!!!! (Y) AH MI DIOS!!!! Yo me olvidé, yo me olvidé, yo!!!! Muh baaad, muh baaaad. Andreina : 2 Mbinebri : 2. Ding!!! mbinebri. CONGRATULATION, Lupe. You just won in my "biggest asshole" competition. -------- Sorry Moiselles. : P
  13. Hi. As promised, i'm here again to do the dirty job i mentioned above. No introduction needed. Heidi Klum, somebody needs to burry her alive. Note that it would take a few rounds to capture that high pitch-voice ***** and you might have to re-burry her again and again as she has been multiplied to thousands of copies by Edward Razek (VS chief). She's everywhere. I saw her at the beginning of the show when she just woke up. I saw her on stage cursing in German with Seal (or was she singing ?!!). I saw her pretending to be a retarded newbie at the contest where the judges were having a tea party (or something like that). God dammit, even when the camera cut to Miranda i still saw Heidi in the back talking to someone. And as if she hadn't f*ck me enough, there we go "Santa baby, i've really been....". F*CK!!! I even heard she'll star in the new movie : MATRIX - BITCHES RELOADED. We're doomed!!!! The music sucks hairy ass. If i had known what kind of music they played, i would have recorded my boyfriend's armpit farting and sent it to them. At least it helps the audience realize what are they listening to. Well, after all, this is my fault so my apology, everyone. Adriana Lima. I thought i was done with her long time ago since she looked quite tamed recently, but NO. I was wrong. She only pretended to be tamed to store her ridiculous-gesture-power little by little, and when i wasn't looking, she loaded it all at once into my face. I was fully hurted by that "hey my boobs are in heart-shape" gesture. Sorry Adriana, your heart-shape boobies aren't unique, mine are in compass shape. If we have a boob-to-boob fight, i'll win. And sh*t, i'm late for my badminton class.
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