Hi. As promised, i'm here again to do the dirty job i mentioned above.
No introduction needed. Heidi Klum, somebody needs to burry her alive. Note that it would take a few rounds to capture that high pitch-voice ***** and you might have to re-burry her again and again as she has been multiplied to thousands of copies by Edward Razek (VS chief). She's everywhere. I saw her at the beginning of the show when she just woke up. I saw her on stage cursing in German with Seal (or was she singing ?!!). I saw her pretending to be a retarded newbie at the contest where the judges were having a tea party (or something like that). God dammit, even when the camera cut to Miranda i still saw Heidi in the back talking to someone. And as if she hadn't f*ck me enough, there we go "Santa baby, i've really been....". F*CK!!! I even heard she'll star in the new movie : MATRIX - BITCHES RELOADED. We're doomed!!!!
The music sucks hairy ass. If i had known what kind of music they played, i would have recorded my boyfriend's armpit farting and sent it to them. At least it helps the audience realize what are they listening to. Well, after all, this is my fault so my apology, everyone.
Adriana Lima. I thought i was done with her long time ago since she looked quite tamed recently, but NO. I was wrong. She only pretended to be tamed to store her ridiculous-gesture-power little by little, and when i wasn't looking, she loaded it all at once into my face. I was fully hurted by that "hey my boobs are in heart-shape" gesture. Sorry Adriana, your heart-shape boobies aren't unique, mine are in compass shape. If we have a boob-to-boob fight, i'll win.
And sh*t, i'm late for my badminton class.