TheBaronOfFratton

You know, I'm normally averse to such things: trust-fund scions and ne'er-do-well scenesters... But, credit where it's due, she does have the necessary attributes!

DAISY LOWE In the world of fashion, the Brits have a knack for turning out models with character: well-bred toffs such as Jasmine Guinness and Stella Tenant, supermodels who have worked their way out of Croydon (Kate) or Streatham (Naomi), and, most recently, rock'n'roll heiresses such as Leah Wood, Lizzie Jagger and Daisy Lowe, the last of whom is causing a real stir... At her agency in Camden Town, London, 18-year-old Lowe looks totally confident and at ease. Her parents, Pearl Lowe (Britpop singer-turned-fashion-designer) and Gavin Rossdale (of Bush fame, now married to Gwen Stefani) plus stepfather Danny Goffey (the drummer in Supergrass) all give her impressive rock'n'roll credentials. There's no doubting that this kind of heritage may have helped to put her in the spotlight, but the talent scout who first noticed her in Camden, aged 15, didn't have a clue who her parents were. Lowe is more of a cool indie chick than a primped and preened, stick-thin mannequin. But her fresh-faced beauty, huge almond eyes and Chrissie Hynde hair have sent well-respected photographers scrambling to capture her look. Lowe is also a DJ, having recently played at the Calvin Klein fragrance launch, and she's designing a capsule diffusion line for her mother's fashion label (stocked at Liberty, Neiman Marcus and Saks). With so many strings to her bow, somehow it seems that modelling is unlikely to be her final chosen career, but for the moment she's enjoying what it has to offer. "I've met such amazing creative people and seen places I would never normally have seen. My first proper shoot a year ago was in Savannah, Georgia, and I've just done a shoot for W magazine, in New Jersey." With two recent shoots in Italian Vogue, plus glossy reportage shots of her 18th birthday party set to appear in British Vogue, it seems likely that this cool Brit may have to put her other activities on hold for a while to concentrate on her blossoming modelling career. "But that's OK," she says."I can do the rest later." (Template Text Source: The Times, London)

Too right!!! And it might verge on the inappropriate but, hey, no nipples:

As your posts imply, azgirl - Good Girls Are Good, But Bad Girls Are Better:

Perhaps I plough a lonely furrow..?

NAMASTÉ

Young warlocks, disciples, try to harness the awesome power of the Great Mage Stevano Seagalmore... He visits them in terrifying fury: You CANNOT mess with such power. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: But fear not his wrath - Seagal is welcoming to humble visitors. He is a kind and friendly host to those who seek his guidance:

As deadly with an axe: As with a gun:

The Archbishop St. Steven of Seagalshire rescues yet another puppy from a (no doubt) burning building:

Steven Seagal's Discipline "O-Sensei always said: 'Aikido wa budo de aru'. And what I always felt he meant was: 'This is a martial art and if it doesn't work, take up aerobics, take up dance, or take up a gun! But don't call it the martial arts'. Aikido is a martial art."

COOL AS FUCK

Thus far - NOTHING - an advert about guitars, that's it??? <_< But, for me at least, it is early days... Trench warfare, bunker down. I want to see something Seagal related appear here. I thought he was a good cultural icon to choose. I mean, he is special - isn't he... From an early age - they knew the child was different: "The boy is dangerous. They all sense it. Why can't you?" But even they couldn't imagine quite how deadly the Seagalmeister would become - with hands alone! Simply breathtaking...

Hendrix... Page... Clapton... These guys are NOTHING compared to the awesomeness of Commandante Stevenos Seagalrama: Some say, like Robert Johnson, he went to a crossroads and sold his soul to the devil to play like that...

OK - it's Valentina Zeliaeva.

^ I'm going for Snejena for number 1... But I'd really like to see what prizes YOU have to offer persuazn!

And this is just to start the kids off...

Where were you all when I first set up this competition..? Fascists!!!

I like my women like I like my absinthe: Bitter & Intoxicating. Perhaps there is no finer melding of lady and liquor than La Fee Verte. here is the perfect symbiosis of booze and broad: The woman we see when we are too far gone to see anything. She is the muse, my dream, my drinking partner... Ah, and they use the Green Fairy for such uses... She entices us in, to partake of her wormwood, "to sleep, perchance to dream"... In literature: In film: Even in pesky reality: And, of course, in advertising which plays on our (well mine, anyway) love of that irresistible melange of bottles and bacchanalia!

Didn't happen to have been a French Maid too, did you?!!! no! & don't have plans to be. Quite right, quite right... You know, I had to chance my luck. But my sincerest apologies if you found this question inappropriate or untoward. I certainly meant nothing by it - it was a genuine point of interest after your previous posts. How about a nun though?!? :evil:

And, I'd be only too happy to oblige in the appropriate manner should you find yourself "slippery" in that KY Jelly scenario... Come to Chicago Baron and I will be very slippery *wicked grin* All I ask is air-fare, Red! More RILA goodness:

I've noticed such things too penny! The weirdest/funniest thing is to look up the members pages. At present your page is all about 'Indian clothing' and an 'Evening In Paris' perfume(?)... Mine has Debbie Harry photos (I guess because I started her thread) and 'Vampire Singles'??? I suggest we begin a spotlight on some cultural icon to see how it goes..? Look at the advertisng it may muster... That said, we've given a hell of a lot of space for that evil empire McDonalds - yet I haven't seen them advertise here. But, then again, we've hardly been complimentary..! How about... STEVEN FUCKING SEAGAL Please, anyone else who bothers with this pesky thread, post and praise Sir Stevedore of Seagalton and see if we can get some appropriate advertising! You know, for shits and giggles...

I guess we do? You speak for yourself, M---! I've always thought that this thread was just for those able to look at things a little... differently? But "fucked up" - NEVER!!!