TheBaronOfFratton

^ I'm going for Snejena for number 1... But I'd really like to see what prizes YOU have to offer persuazn!

And this is just to start the kids off...

Where were you all when I first set up this competition..? Fascists!!!

I like my women like I like my absinthe: Bitter & Intoxicating. Perhaps there is no finer melding of lady and liquor than La Fee Verte. here is the perfect symbiosis of booze and broad: The woman we see when we are too far gone to see anything. She is the muse, my dream, my drinking partner... Ah, and they use the Green Fairy for such uses... She entices us in, to partake of her wormwood, "to sleep, perchance to dream"... In literature: In film: Even in pesky reality: And, of course, in advertising which plays on our (well mine, anyway) love of that irresistible melange of bottles and bacchanalia!

Didn't happen to have been a French Maid too, did you?!!! no! & don't have plans to be. Quite right, quite right... You know, I had to chance my luck. But my sincerest apologies if you found this question inappropriate or untoward. I certainly meant nothing by it - it was a genuine point of interest after your previous posts. How about a nun though?!? :evil:

And, I'd be only too happy to oblige in the appropriate manner should you find yourself "slippery" in that KY Jelly scenario... Come to Chicago Baron and I will be very slippery *wicked grin* All I ask is air-fare, Red! More RILA goodness:

I've noticed such things too penny! The weirdest/funniest thing is to look up the members pages. At present your page is all about 'Indian clothing' and an 'Evening In Paris' perfume(?)... Mine has Debbie Harry photos (I guess because I started her thread) and 'Vampire Singles'??? I suggest we begin a spotlight on some cultural icon to see how it goes..? Look at the advertisng it may muster... That said, we've given a hell of a lot of space for that evil empire McDonalds - yet I haven't seen them advertise here. But, then again, we've hardly been complimentary..! How about... STEVEN FUCKING SEAGAL Please, anyone else who bothers with this pesky thread, post and praise Sir Stevedore of Seagalton and see if we can get some appropriate advertising! You know, for shits and giggles...

I guess we do? You speak for yourself, M---! I've always thought that this thread was just for those able to look at things a little... differently? But "fucked up" - NEVER!!!

maldita - what are you trying to do to us? You intrigue more and more! ^ And the uniforms? A nurse, a catholic schoolgirl... Didn't happen to have been a French Maid too, did you?!!!

For me, the BAD girls used to hang around on the corner of Viamonte and Junin in Buenos Aires. They'd be smoking - and swearing at everyone who walked by. Their uniforms were always a little smaller than normal, skirts a little too short... I was terrified of them, but they were exactly the girls I wanted to go out with! I don't frequent that area any more, but these images persist - don't they?

Don't know much about these - but Lais looks fine:

penny - You're a MENACE!!! Here's my nightmare scenario: Santa, as we all know, is a HUGE Bellazon fan. I hear he's particularly fond of Carmen Kass and Bianca Balti, and he simply adores perusing the Love & Sex forum... Now, I'm all to well aware that we aren't the most popular thread (up there with Dogs Wearing Hats, and Knee Fetish) - but penny: What If? What if Santa just popped into THE ODDITORIUM because he was bored? I'll show you what... STEP 1. Sees penny's "Veves" STEP 2. Seemingly dead, but we've all seen The Serpent & The Rainbow... STEP 3. UNDEAD! And a million childhood nightmare are made... Oh penny - ¡CUIDATE!

Found this little gem too:

^ Of course, my dear. I always knew you were a dame of exquisite tastes... And, I'd be only too happy to oblige in the appropriate manner should you find yourself "slippery" in that KY Jelly scenario... I shall look forward to your 'flashdrive' reveal, penny!!!

And, finally, these:

And these...

These too...

Oh, penny - as long as I 'get' 1! :brows: I've already posted these on the Strange/Unique thread - but I thought I should put them here for sake of completion...

Ahhh - Girls and their 'Ponies'...

And I even found some 'non-blonde' photos of the 'hot blonde asian girl'(!):

HOUSEWARMING PARTY!!! :hell yea!:

I've found somewhere for us all to live: Bagsy the en-suite...