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So here's one that could use a little bit of explanation.

Complicit

See, the thing about Candice is she's really good looking.

She's something. Victoria's Secret in her future?

Too thin.

Followers don't mean anything. You can buy them by the thousands for almost nothing.

I obviously think still she's attractive but I miss the more feminine look she had a few years back.

Nice hoverhand

Saw this coming a mile away. Hope he has a really good prenup.

No joke, this makes me irrationally angry. All she did was throw her name on something. Love imagining actual developers looking at this cover and shaking their heads.

I've been following the Harvey Weinstein story the last couple days and was chasing down some leads. Found this one from 7 years ago: Is green goddess Miranda Kerr trying to get into films? Model wears stunning minidress to meet mogul Harvey Weinstein Make of it what you want.

Stay tuned for next week when Miranda reveals her ultra secret skincare routine, what she did recently with her son, her guilty pleasures, something her grandma said, and details about that naughty fruit she can't help but eat.

Man, she looks great.

I randomly thought about a photo she was in years ago and I can't find it for the life of me. Candice and Doutzen, chilling on a couch behind the scenes of some tropical shoot. Would love it if someone knows which one I'm talking about.

IMO there is a 0% chance that she didn't have sex with the Malaysian guy. First, the WSJ has several sources confirming Miranda was dating him. One of them was probably at the Justice Department, who was investigating all of this and would be privy to that sort of knowledge. Second, there is NO GUY who would pay out over $8 million USD if he wasn't actually getting any. That's just not a thing, even if the woman is a world famous model. Random fact: that's about how much money she makes annually according to Forbes. Third, realize that Miranda accepted over $8 million in gifts from this guy and thought this was a completely acceptable thing to do. Why though? Why would she think it's totally okay from some guy (possibly a boyfriend) to gift her that much money? The easiest answer is that she's giving him something in return and sees his gifts as quid pro quo. If you think a girl can get $8 million in gifts by being flirty and with no strings attached, you're kidding yourself. You're right, though - Miranda DOES know how to play the game. She'd hooked up with 3 billionaires in the last 3 years. That's super impressive for a divorced 34 year old model that's fallen out of the limelight. She even found the perfect target for a husband - a billionaire 7 years younger who probably fantasized about her while still in high school and convinced him to pledge himself to only her and help raise the kid of her alpha-male ex.

Wall Street Journal is reporting that her and Malaysian dude dated for a year in 2014. So basically she's a high class escort.

Apparently she's getting married tomorrow, according to a TMZ story from this afternoon. Kinda shows just how far she's fallen that I'm just now bringing it up.

She seems to have gone slightly crazy ever since her boyfriend broke up with her, and I'm not a fan of her implants. Trying way too hard.

She's been on fire lately. Can't pin it to any one thing, though.

I'm not a fan of whatever she's been doing to her lips lately.

Saw a super long pair of legs outside Beauty and Essex at the Cosmopolitan Hotel last night. Turned out to be Josephine! her and maybe 7-8 other people had just finished eating and were taking photos for Instagram.

Sometimes I wonder what she's looking at when she takes her selfies...

I kind of wish it had gone a bit better! I was at the mall, walked by the VS store, and saw her handing around near the entrance looking at merchandise. I was kind of in disbelief. I got online and it turns out they were doing a signing an hour later, but in order to meet her you had to buy some $75 perfume. The line was long and full of teenage girls and guys. Security was all over the place and specifically told us not to take photos or touch her. I chatted up the security guard and he said they had a problem recently where one of the Angel's ex boyfriends made a huge scene at a signing. Later on I saw a girl stick her arm out to shake Candice's hand, she looked reluctant, but went ahead and shook anyways. I remember getting more nervous than any other time in my life. She said hi, asked my name, and who I was shopping for (had the perfume bag in my hand). I thought about saying I was only there to meet her, but ended up saying my wife, and that my wife is a big fan of her. It was difficult to not feel panicked. Asked her to add my wife's name to the headshot of her and she seemed confused. I don't remember her ever actually looking up from the table, but I'm sure she did. Overall, I got the vibe that she didn't want to be there, which I totally understand. Still, I remember leaving with a big smile after having met what I personally think is the most attractive woman on earth.

This video of Elsa dancing was posted previously, but the account became private and can't be viewed anymore. Enjoy!

She *allegedly* hooked up with the bass player on Sept 13, 2009 when she was on a break from Orlando. There are photos of them here with her hand around his neck and his hand on her ass. There used to be hi-res photos online of them sitting across from each other with her legs up on her shoulders while she wore that dress, but I can only find a few small ones on Google Images. Then on the 17th, NYDaily News had this blind item : "Which supermodel mended her recently broken heart over the weekend with the very-engaged bassist of a hot rock band?" After that, on the 20th there was this blind item on Page Six about how she spent all night with Lukas Haas (of Leo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse) and bass player guy was staring at them across the room. Finally, bass player breaks up with his fiance since 2002 in November 2009. And now I regret the last 30 minutes.