I am !

 

Are you a lazy type ?

Yes

Do you believe in love?

Yes but less and less

 

Do you like surprises ? 

Noooo

 

 

Do you believe in afterlife? 

No

 

Do you like candy?

Yes

Have you seen a rainbow recently?

Yes

Have you seen a rainbow recently?

A small one in a fountain two weeks ago   Does that count ?

 

Have you already ate an insect ? 

No

Do you like to dance?

NO

 

Have you ever used a fire weapon ? 

No

 

Have you ever been on a cruise?

no

 

Do you like surprises?

Good ones.

 

Do you play video games?

No

 

Have you drunk alcohol recently?

Nope

 

Do you like bacon?

Of course, bacon makes everything tasty

 

Have you ever slept in the wilderness overnight in a tent before?

Yes.

 

Do you like cats?

^ They're alright when not being giant gaping assholes!

 

Watched a movie in the last 24 hours?

no

 

Do you like comic books?

Yes.

 

Are you hungry at the moment?