No

 

Are you confused by all these weird questions?

No, I adapt.

 

Are you colorblind?

No

 

Are you on steroids?

No.... they make your wiener shrink. 

 

Are you being lazy right now?

Yes.

 

Are you insinuating some of previous questions are weird?  

 

Yes 

 

 

Are you hungry?

YES!!

 

Are you feeling lazy to cook?

No

 

Are you like Russia?

What? 

 

Are you excited for the VSFS?

Nope

 

Are you?

No .... I give zero fraks

 

are you planning to visit any exotic destinations?

Maybe

 

Are you?

Yes!

 

Are you watching tv?

Yes.... football

 

Are you hungover?

No I don't drink alcohol so

 

Are you putting up a tree this year?

Nope

 

Are you a fan of scary movies?

No

 

are you planning to buy a new house?

No

 

Are you planning for your retirement?

Nooooooo!

 

are you the most intelligent person in the place you work?

I have no idea.

 

Are you a classy person?