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Borat: Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

Borat: This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.

Borat: He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.

Borat: This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!

Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...

Borat: You are a retard?

Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?

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Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?

This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and assholes Uzbekistan.

Borat: [looks for a car] I want to buy a car with pussy magnet.

Borat: I like to make sexy time!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah Pretty halerious lol..You know it has it's stupidity but that's whats funny about it.. It's just a movie, but still after all it's a piss of how the Americans make fun of every nation out there..

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