JoeKnight Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Rumor has it I just returned from my super secret mission to make the real Slim Shady stand up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Rumour (note spelling) has it that "Bronx Bomber" inadvertently brought London Bridge in 1968, having meant to purchase Tower Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 ^ good one. Well as long as we're going with fun facts that everyday people wouldn't know. Rumor has it when John Bull went to Budapest and was shocked to find out that it's actually 2 cities. Buda and Pest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Rumour has it that in Xanadu, Joe Knight did a stately pleasure-dome decree. As a "good European" I did know that - not that Britain is really a part of Europe though. Favourite headline ever: "Storm in [English] channel: continent isolated". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I'm loving this. Rumor has it the decrease in Nessie sightings is due to John Bull beating it in a swimming race and now it's too ashamed to show it's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Rumour has it that in 1403, Joe Knight - quite appropriately, I must add - led a rebellion against Henry IV, but at the Battle of Shrewsbury unfortunately raised his visor only to be struck in the mouth by an arrow. . . . Considering this it is a wonder that he is posting on Bellazon to this day. Good to hear it. Yes, I would shame "Nessie" in a swimming race, but I fear that "Nessie" would be in hiding more due to the shameful performance of her fellow Scots, Messrs Brown and Darling. Of course I would be magnanimous in victory over old "Nessie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Rumor has it John Bull great ancestor is the reason I'm able to post here. You see he and I lead an expedition and found the mythological Pandora's Box and as legend has it, the only thing left in the box is hope. And when i opened it, I was restored to full strength. However, even to this day, I am scared out of my mind when i play a game of darts with someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Rumour has it that Joe Knight is really Ponce de Leon - although he normally does not take kindly to being called "ponce" - and that he spends his spare time, when not acting as Governor of Puerto Rico nor exploring Florida, searching for the fabled "Fountain of Youth". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 ^ How'd you know. I'm actually heading there with Jack Sparrow in a short time. You want in?Rumor has John Bull knows why Stonehenge was built. It was actually part of a prehistoric version of roulette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'm in (Y)Rumour has it Joe was the person who tricked the Welsh into helping push the stones used for Stonehenge to England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 ^ That's a horrific lie. We actually flew them in by carrier pigeon. Rumor has it Michael did not shoot the sherif, but did shoot the deputy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bronx_Bomber* Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Rumor has it JK knows the whereabouts of a certain individual who has been MIA for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Rumour has it that BB required stitches after an enraged Sir Alex Ferguson kicked a stray football boot at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bronx_Bomber* Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 How did you know?! It just barely bypassed Giggsy's head. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Rumor has it BB just invented a medicine called BronxBomberBombs which increases calcium. Hmm Hmm BronxBomberBombs, they go great with coffee. ...Which is good, since your gonna need a lot of it to combate the TseTse sleeping sickness side-effect it's known to cause. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Rumour has it that Joe Knight kissed a girl and he liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick. He kissed a girl just to try it; he hopes that his boyfriend doesn't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right, doesn't mean that he's in love tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ^If that's how you want to play.Rumor has it John Bull is too sexy for his car too sexy for his car, Too sexy by far, And he's too sexy for his hat, Too sexy for his hat what do you think about that, ... He's a model you know what I mean, And he does his little turn on the catwalk, Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah, He shakes his little touche on the catwalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Rumor has it .... there aren't many rumors :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bull Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Rumour has it that early one morning while making the rounds Joe Knight took a shot of cocaine and he shot his woman down. He went right home and he went to bed, and stuck that lovin' .44 beneath his head. He got up next morning and grabbed that gun then took a shot of cocaine and away he ran.He made a good run but ran too slow; they overtook him down in Juarez, Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Rumor has it John Bull got his nickname cause he got gorred in the rear while in Barcelona. ... ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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