red_ed Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Wish granted BUT that still doesn't stop you going all-in on an A/9 with another A on the flop, only to have your opponent clean you out with pocket As I wish I knew how to play poker better too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 wish granted BUT u become an expert and everyone thinks ur cheating so they beat u to death and take all your winningsI wish I could sneak in backstage at a fashion show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBB Cover Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Wish Granted BUT a security guy could yell with you ( they are very rude ) persuazn, i sneak in backstage every year, at fashion rio ! It's easy I wish i could have long hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 wish granted BUT your long hair gets caught in a printing press and tears off your scalp, resulting in profuse bleeding and subsequent death on the factory floor.it can happen people . . . i wish that i had a photographic memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 wish granted, but unfortunately you will remember the bad things only. On the good side, you will remember those crystal clear.Wish I knew the winning numbers on the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 wish granted BUT you can only know them after the draw i wish that i was good at singing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Wish granted BUT you're only good at singing country songs I wish that I could rid the world of Dihydrogen Monoxide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astarte Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Wish granted, but somehow that will only be temporary and soon the world will be filled with...carbon monoxide...instead. Causing many deaths. I wish it would snow here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Wish granted but all the snow gathers up and forms one big snow-rabbit that is sent by the Rabbit, who decides to take over the world, and buries you all in the snow to freeze and die a dreadful death. I wish I had some sushi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Wish granted BUT you have to fly down to Australia AND reverse time by a few weeks for that to happen. I wish I was better at poker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Wish granted BUT you have to only ever play strip poker with very tubby men! i wish i had an ipod video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Wish granted BUT...wait, no, iPod videos are stupid so yeh you can have it.I wish I brought home those pictures my friend took of Llamas when she was in Mexico or somethingorrather... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 wish granted but you have to spend eternity with llama (yours truly) following you around and talking excitedly about the features of the ipod video and how great its gonna be when she gets one!i wish i had a pet monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Wish granted BUT you don't get the Mother Nature's Collector's edition black monkey with wings and rollerblades I wish I had a Mother Nature's Collector's edition black monkey with wings and rollerblades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 wish granted but you dont get the pet monkey. I wish I had both a pet monkey and the Mother Nature's Collector's editon black monkey with wings and rollerblades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 wish granted BUT you end up with Bubbles (Michael Jackson's monkey) who proceeds to attack you and the monkeys with wings were poorly constructed in the lab and can't really fly. maybe they can glide but they can't fly and that's what makes the real difference i wish that it would snow for Christmas Day this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 (edited) wish granted and you decide to play in the snow, but no later do you find out your mojo has been frozen and broken off! leaving you mojo-less. I wish it would snow for Christmas Day this year. Edited November 30, 2005 by Francesca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 wish granted BUT that's my wish so you suck . . . alternatively an evil snowman built by the kids down the street single-handedly destroys the world's supply of speedos in one swift stroke . . . i wish that the examiners for my course accepted bribes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Wish granted BUT they want bribes of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 wish granted BUT you're Jimmy's new bitch but your 'fugly' so he pimps you round the local gaol. simple yet effective. i wish that Ed would stop molesting and scaring off Andrea's echidnas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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