Yes

Have you ever got drunk and woke up with an injury?

No

Have you ever lost money?

Yes Fuckers stole my purse back in high school

Have you ever been in a play?

No

Have you ever been to Sea World?

No

Have you ever read a book that made you cry?

Yes

Have you ever went into shock?

No

Is your mom annoying?

Sometimes

Have you ever had a toothache?

I feel stupid.

Yes

Have you ever had plastic surgery?

No

Have you ever been hospitalized?

No

Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous?

Yes! I went to get my eyebrows done and I took a picture of Catherine Zeta Jones with me (because I like her eyebrows) and the lady was like "Is that you?"

Have you ever seen a shooting star?

Yes

Have you ever been in an earthquake?

No

Have you ever broken a mirror?

Yes

Have you ever been at a loss for words?

yes

have you ever thought of running away and never coming back?

Yes

Have you ever lost your wallet or handbag?

No

Have you ever slept walked

No

Have you ever been to England?

No

Have you ever felt weak?