Yes

Have you ever been beaten up?

No

Have you ever seen a car accident?

no

have you ever farted in someone's face?

Yes

Have you ever known someone who had an unhealthy fixation on someone they didn't know?

No

Have you ever done something you said you would never do?

Yes

Have you ever taken Ecstasy?

No

Have you ever been asked for your input about something and then the person who asked for it got mad at your opinion?

Yes

Have you ever been lost in a foreign city?

No

Have you ever walked around your house naked?

All the time

Have you ever locked yourself out of your house/apartment?

Not where I live, but I have locked myself out of my car when I left the keys inside :| I felt like an idiot.

Have you ever played strip poker?

No

Have you ever bailed someone out of jail?

No

Have you ever been on a vacation with friends?

Yes

Have you ever done anything illegal?

Yes

Have you ever slept in on an important day?

Yes

Have you ever lost your mobile phone?

Yes. I had to pay for a new one

Have you ever dressed up real sexy for a special someone?

No

Have you ever laughed at a funeral?

No

Have you ever seen someone get hit by a car?

No

Have you ever kissed a dead body?