No

 

Have you had a blind date resulted having sex?

No

 

 

Have you ever wanted to kill someone?

like really really kill him? ............. No

 

Have ever attacked a guy, mount him on the ground, serve some ground and pound and after wearing him out a bit ..... submitting him with an armbar ?

Ehm noo

 

 

Have you ever cried for no reason and felt good because of it?

Yes

 

Have you ever eaten something you killed yourself?

No

 

 

Have you ever had an electricity blackout while taking a shower?

Yes

 

Have you ever eaten duck? 

No

 

Have you ever thrown up in a public place like a restaurant?

No

Have you ever been caught lying

Yes

 

 

Have you ever been on TV?

No

 

Have you ever had horse riding lessons?

Yes

 

 

Have you ever been a guest at a surprise party?

Yes

 

Have you ever kicked somebody on the crotch?

Yes

 

 

Have you ever seen a tornado?

No

 

Have you been in a previous lifetime a queen .... demanded a gorgeous male slave to satisfy you sexually and then throw him to the lions because he refused to do it?

I'm sure I was 

 

 

 

Have you ever built something out of wood?

Yes.

 

Have you ever conquered half the known world before the age of 32?

No

 

 

Have you ever improvised a great solo ..... gone with the wind because you were too drunk to remember it afterwards?

No. I don't play drunk.

 

Have you ever rode 100 km on bicycle?