He's just paranoid

Weird weather we're having

tired as heck

where is the "reset" button for life?

23, 30 who cares

just tired as HECK

Wait, do I know you?

This math is horrible...

Coyotes are running around my buffalo

well, 30 it is

how can i get my little one to sleep through the night

Ouch.

Find out for yourself!

I should really take an advil for my headache...

SNEEZE

Ya know, this show isn't really that funny...

I hate my English teacher! She's retarded!

I hope my mother likes it...

I'm staying home today

should i eat lunch