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FHM 100 Sexiest of 2009


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Here you go. FHM's list. There's a ton of differences. Each has definitely got their biases ... and some nominees make you ask WTH?

100: Mischa Barton

99: Lindsay Lohan (as opposed to #23 on Maxim-shows US bias)

98: Fiona Bruce

97: Dannii Minogue

96: Gemma Bissix

95: Rachel Riley

94: Evangeline Lilly

93: Ellen Page

92: Billie Piper

91: Christine Bleakley

90: Lisa Snowdon

89: Lily Allen

88: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

87: Sarah Harding

86: Elizabeth Banks

85: Carmen Electra

84: Victoria Pendleton

83: Michelle Ryan

82: Katherine Heigl

81: Gemma Atkinson

80: Emily Scott

79: Katherione Jenkins

78: Emma Willis

77: Christina Hendricks

76: Taylor Swift

75: Kate Moss (non existent on Maxim-shows british bias)

74: Holly Willoughby

73: Emily Blunt

72: Kristen Bell

71: Hilary Duff

70: Heidi Klum (as opposed to #62 on Maxim)

69: Malin Akerman

68: Odette Yustman

67: Vanessa Hudgens

66: Jennifer Garner

65: Christina Aguilera

64: Madeline Zima

63: Jessica Simpson

62: Alesha Dixon

61: Alexa Chung

60: Nicole Scherzinger

59: Beyonce Knowles

58: Nicola Roberts

57: Nadine Coyle

56: Miranda Kerr (as opposed to #58 on Maxim)

55: Isabel Lucas

54: Amii Grove

53: Charlize Theron

52: Georgie Thompson

51: Katie Melua

50: Alessandra Ambosio (non existent on Maxim)

49: Holly Valance

48: Kelly Brook

47: Emma Watson

46: Jessica Jane Clement

45: Maria Sharapova

44: Rachel Stevens

43: Rihanna (as opposed to Maxim #8)

42: Marissa Miller (as opposed to Maxim # 18)

41: Eva Longoria

40: Carla Bruni

39: Sarah Michelle Gellar

38: Jennifer Metcalfe

37: Kimberley Walsh

36: Keira Knightley

35: Doutzen Kroes (non existent on Maxim

34: Konnie Huq

33: Diora Baird

32: Gemma Arterton

31: Amber Heard

30: Louisa Lytton

29: Eva Mendes

28: Eliza Dushku

27: Hayden Panettiere

26: Jessica Biel

25: Ali Larter

24: Jennifer Aniston

23: Katy Perry

22: Olga Kurylenko

21: Natalie Portman

20: Zoe Salmon

19: Thandie Newton

18: Marisa Tomei

17: Frankie Sandford

16: Summer Glau

15: Kate Beckinsale

14: Angelina Jolie

13: Scarlett Johansson

12: Abbey Clancey

11: Ana Ivanovic

10: Freida Pinto

9: Anna Friel

8: Kristin Kreuk

7: Elisha Cuthbert

6: Adriana Lima (moved a spot

5: Keeley Hazell

4: Britney Spears (as opposed to Maxim #17)

3: Jessica Alba

2: Megan Fox (Same)

1: Cheryl Cole

Next stop ... i should probably make a poll :hehe:

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Thanks for the title shout out :blueeyedbaby: :rofl: .

It is interresting to see the differences. Though I find Kelly Brook not being top 10 on a UK list a bit odd :ninja: , but interresting list nonetheless :hehe: .

I guess before I should comment I'll start off with the 48 that I don't know :ninja: .

Fiona Bruce

Gemma Bissix

Rachel Riley

Ellen Page

Billie Piper

Christine Bleakley

Lisa Snowdon

Lily Allen

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Sarah Harding

Elizabeth Banks

Victoria Pendleton

Michelle Ryan

Katherine Heigl

Gemma Atkinson

Emily Scott

Katherione Jenkins

Emma Willis

Christina Hendricks

Holly Willoughby

Emily Blunt

Kristen Bell

Malin Akerman

Madeline Zima

Alesha Dixon

Alexa Chung

Nicola Roberts

Nadine Coyle

Isabel Lucas

Amii Grove

Georgie Thompson

Katie Melua

Holly Valance

Emma Watson

Jessica Jane Clement

Rachel Stevens

Carla Bruni

Jennifer Metcalfe

Kimberley Walsh

Konnie Huq

Gemma Arterton

Amber Heard

Louisa Lytton

Zoe Salmon

Thandie Newton

Frankie Sandford

Ana Ivanovic

Anna Friel

Cheryl Cole

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

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Thanks for the title shout out :blueeyedbaby: :rofl: .

It is interresting to see the differences. Though I find Kelly Brook not being top 10 on a UK list a bit odd :ninja: , but interresting list nonetheless :hehe: .

I guess before I should comment I'll start off with the 48 that I don't know :ninja: .

Fiona Bruce

Gemma Bissix

Rachel Riley

Ellen Page

Billie Piper

Christine Bleakley

Lisa Snowdon

Lily Allen

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Sarah Harding

Elizabeth Banks

Victoria Pendleton

Michelle Ryan

Katherine Heigl

Gemma Atkinson

Emily Scott

Katherione Jenkins

Emma Willis

Christina Hendricks

Holly Willoughby

Emily Blunt

Kristen Bell

Malin Akerman

Madeline Zima

Alesha Dixon

Alexa Chung

Nicola Roberts

Nadine Coyle

Isabel Lucas

Amii Grove

Georgie Thompson

Katie Melua

Holly Valance

Emma Watson

Jessica Jane Clement

Rachel Stevens

Carla Bruni

Jennifer Metcalfe

Kimberley Walsh

Konnie Huq

Gemma Arterton

Amber Heard

Louisa Lytton

Zoe Salmon

Thandie Newton

Frankie Sandford

Ana Ivanovic

Anna Friel

Cheryl Cole

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

Let me introduce some of these ladies to you, Joe (I don't know some of them too, but...)

Ellen Page-"Juno", anyone? Yeah, that's her

Lisa Snowdon-ex-lover of George Clooney. I think she is/was a tv presenter, too

Lily Allen-cool singer (Y) I really don't think what she says in some interviews is worth bothering :cain: but you should listen to some of her biggest hits. "The Fear", "Smile", "LDS" (don't remember the title well)

Katherine Heigl-Joe, you just forgot about her, right? #1 on askmen.com in 2008 I think (well, I remember she was #1 in some ranking, the thread for it was on BZ), she played in "Knocked up" and that tv series....omg, I totally forgot its original title, but you know... about doctors.

Gemma Artreton-Bond's girl, just next to Olga Kurylenko in "Quantum of Solace"

Alesha Dixon-frenchkiki already recommended her to you in your "Most beautiful babe musician part 2" thread :trout: Check her videos "The boy does nothing" and "Breathe slow (remix)". So yeah, obviously she's a singer

Emily Blunt-she played in "The Devil wears Prada". Dates/dated(?) singer Michael Buble

Alexa Chung-a cute stylist, she was in one of Gok Wan's programmes.... I'm not sure if she didn't use to work as a model.... Check her HB British version May 2009 issue, cover+editorial, she looks stunning there.

Katie Melua-I knew you'd ask about her! She's a singer. She has a thread here on BZ. Such a beautiful and talnted model, great eyes and hair! She's from Georgia (European country, not US' state! :laugh: ). Her biggest hit: "9 million bicycles" but my personal favourite is "Shy boy"

Holly Valance-singer, playes in D.O.A. with Devon Aoki, too. Australian.

Emma Watson-Hermione from "Harry Potter" movies :laugh:

Carla Bruni- :ninja: Joe, you either have to learn more about modelling or politics :laugh: ex-topmodel of 90's, was in campaigns for Versace, and not only. Now known as a singer and The First Lady of France (being married to Nicolas Sarkozy).

Rachel Stevens-ex-member of S Club 7 (well, the band doesn't exist now). Singer

Thandie Newton-I guess you must have seen her, she's an actress... Though I think I've seen her only in "Norbbit" haha :ninja: (this lame movie with Eddie Murphy)

Ana Ivanovic-famous tennis player from Serbia

Cheryl Cole-Girls Aloud music band member, one of the judges in British version of Got Talent, (ex?)wife of a football player Ashley Cole

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I made scans for five of the six VS Angels from the booklet and posted them elsewhere. Of course, you'll need to find them cuz I ain't gonna post them here, NO SIR.

Like I said in the Maxim thread, the FHM list is filled up the ass with British celebs. I don't know most of them so I could give a rat's ass about their chart position. I recognize Keeley Hazel becuz of her flimsy-ass-sh*tty sex tape but that's pretty much it.

BTW, you should read the description that FHM wrote for Alessandra. It talks about Brazilians and HIV. For some reason, these Brits think its okay to make jokes about Brazilian models by comparing them to disease-killing parasites. SCREW YOU!

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They really said that :| ? That sucks Horde :mellow: .

Layla, at least I know Juno, Ana and Holly :laugh: . I just basically copied, pasted and deleted the names I knew without needing a pic, missed those 3 though :laugh: . Great info though :thumbsup: . I wouldn't have her as number one maybe, but this Cheryl Cole is pretty hot though :hehe: .

Alesha Dixon-frenchkiki already recommended her to you in your "Most beautiful babe musician part 2" thread :trout: Check her videos "The boy does nothing" and "Breathe slow (remix)". So yeah, obviously she's a singer

:ninja:

I just didn't recognize the name :blush: . But know when I see :hehe: .

Carla Bruni- :ninja: Joe, you either have to learn more about modelling or politics :laugh: ex-topmodel of 90's, was in campaigns for Versace, and not only. Now known as a singer and The First Lady of France (being married to Nicolas Sarkozy).

:ermm: :rofl: :ninja:

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Yeah, that's true, but part of "hottest" is "the hot thing right now" in terms of the "it girl" of the moment or who they think could become the next celeb "it girl". But for just pure hotness alone, models and C list stars could probably take up 80% or more of the list :laugh: .

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