JoeKnight Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 Here you go. FHM's list. There's a ton of differences. Each has definitely got their biases ... and some nominees make you ask WTH? 100: Mischa Barton 99: Lindsay Lohan (as opposed to #23 on Maxim-shows US bias) 98: Fiona Bruce 97: Dannii Minogue 96: Gemma Bissix 95: Rachel Riley 94: Evangeline Lilly 93: Ellen Page 92: Billie Piper 91: Christine Bleakley 90: Lisa Snowdon 89: Lily Allen 88: Mary Elizabeth Winstead 87: Sarah Harding 86: Elizabeth Banks 85: Carmen Electra 84: Victoria Pendleton 83: Michelle Ryan 82: Katherine Heigl 81: Gemma Atkinson 80: Emily Scott 79: Katherione Jenkins 78: Emma Willis 77: Christina Hendricks 76: Taylor Swift 75: Kate Moss (non existent on Maxim-shows british bias) 74: Holly Willoughby 73: Emily Blunt 72: Kristen Bell 71: Hilary Duff 70: Heidi Klum (as opposed to #62 on Maxim) 69: Malin Akerman 68: Odette Yustman 67: Vanessa Hudgens 66: Jennifer Garner 65: Christina Aguilera 64: Madeline Zima 63: Jessica Simpson 62: Alesha Dixon 61: Alexa Chung 60: Nicole Scherzinger 59: Beyonce Knowles 58: Nicola Roberts 57: Nadine Coyle 56: Miranda Kerr (as opposed to #58 on Maxim) 55: Isabel Lucas 54: Amii Grove 53: Charlize Theron 52: Georgie Thompson 51: Katie Melua 50: Alessandra Ambosio (non existent on Maxim) 49: Holly Valance 48: Kelly Brook 47: Emma Watson 46: Jessica Jane Clement 45: Maria Sharapova 44: Rachel Stevens 43: Rihanna (as opposed to Maxim #8) 42: Marissa Miller (as opposed to Maxim # 18) 41: Eva Longoria 40: Carla Bruni 39: Sarah Michelle Gellar 38: Jennifer Metcalfe 37: Kimberley Walsh 36: Keira Knightley 35: Doutzen Kroes (non existent on Maxim 34: Konnie Huq 33: Diora Baird 32: Gemma Arterton 31: Amber Heard 30: Louisa Lytton 29: Eva Mendes 28: Eliza Dushku 27: Hayden Panettiere 26: Jessica Biel 25: Ali Larter 24: Jennifer Aniston 23: Katy Perry 22: Olga Kurylenko 21: Natalie Portman 20: Zoe Salmon 19: Thandie Newton 18: Marisa Tomei 17: Frankie Sandford 16: Summer Glau 15: Kate Beckinsale 14: Angelina Jolie 13: Scarlett Johansson 12: Abbey Clancey 11: Ana Ivanovic 10: Freida Pinto 9: Anna Friel 8: Kristin Kreuk 7: Elisha Cuthbert 6: Adriana Lima (moved a spot 5: Keeley Hazell 4: Britney Spears (as opposed to Maxim #17) 3: Jessica Alba 2: Megan Fox (Same) 1: Cheryl Cole Next stop ... i should probably make a poll Quote
Joe > Average Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 Thanks for the title shout out :blueeyedbaby: . It is interresting to see the differences. Though I find Kelly Brook not being top 10 on a UK list a bit odd , but interresting list nonetheless . I guess before I should comment I'll start off with the 48 that I don't know . Fiona Bruce Gemma Bissix Rachel Riley Ellen Page Billie Piper Christine Bleakley Lisa Snowdon Lily Allen Mary Elizabeth Winstead Sarah Harding Elizabeth Banks Victoria Pendleton Michelle Ryan Katherine Heigl Gemma Atkinson Emily Scott Katherione Jenkins Emma Willis Christina Hendricks Holly Willoughby Emily Blunt Kristen Bell Malin Akerman Madeline Zima Alesha Dixon Alexa Chung Nicola Roberts Nadine Coyle Isabel Lucas Amii Grove Georgie Thompson Katie Melua Holly Valance Emma Watson Jessica Jane Clement Rachel Stevens Carla Bruni Jennifer Metcalfe Kimberley Walsh Konnie Huq Gemma Arterton Amber Heard Louisa Lytton Zoe Salmon Thandie Newton Frankie Sandford Ana Ivanovic Anna Friel Cheryl Cole :ninja: Quote
TheBaronOfFratton Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 Aren't all these lists pretty much compiled by 14-year old boys anyway? Hence the staggering lack of imagination present... Quote
Layla90 Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 Thanks for the title shout out :blueeyedbaby: . It is interresting to see the differences. Though I find Kelly Brook not being top 10 on a UK list a bit odd , but interresting list nonetheless . I guess before I should comment I'll start off with the 48 that I don't know . Fiona Bruce Gemma Bissix Rachel Riley Ellen Page Billie Piper Christine Bleakley Lisa Snowdon Lily Allen Mary Elizabeth Winstead Sarah Harding Elizabeth Banks Victoria Pendleton Michelle Ryan Katherine Heigl Gemma Atkinson Emily Scott Katherione Jenkins Emma Willis Christina Hendricks Holly Willoughby Emily Blunt Kristen Bell Malin Akerman Madeline Zima Alesha Dixon Alexa Chung Nicola Roberts Nadine Coyle Isabel Lucas Amii Grove Georgie Thompson Katie Melua Holly Valance Emma Watson Jessica Jane Clement Rachel Stevens Carla Bruni Jennifer Metcalfe Kimberley Walsh Konnie Huq Gemma Arterton Amber Heard Louisa Lytton Zoe Salmon Thandie Newton Frankie Sandford Ana Ivanovic Anna Friel Cheryl Cole :ninja: Let me introduce some of these ladies to you, Joe (I don't know some of them too, but...) Ellen Page-"Juno", anyone? Yeah, that's her Lisa Snowdon-ex-lover of George Clooney. I think she is/was a tv presenter, too Lily Allen-cool singer (Y) I really don't think what she says in some interviews is worth bothering but you should listen to some of her biggest hits. "The Fear", "Smile", "LDS" (don't remember the title well) Katherine Heigl-Joe, you just forgot about her, right? #1 on askmen.com in 2008 I think (well, I remember she was #1 in some ranking, the thread for it was on BZ), she played in "Knocked up" and that tv series....omg, I totally forgot its original title, but you know... about doctors. Gemma Artreton-Bond's girl, just next to Olga Kurylenko in "Quantum of Solace" Alesha Dixon-frenchkiki already recommended her to you in your "Most beautiful babe musician part 2" thread :trout: Check her videos "The boy does nothing" and "Breathe slow (remix)". So yeah, obviously she's a singer Emily Blunt-she played in "The Devil wears Prada". Dates/dated(?) singer Michael Buble Alexa Chung-a cute stylist, she was in one of Gok Wan's programmes.... I'm not sure if she didn't use to work as a model.... Check her HB British version May 2009 issue, cover+editorial, she looks stunning there. Katie Melua-I knew you'd ask about her! She's a singer. She has a thread here on BZ. Such a beautiful and talnted model, great eyes and hair! She's from Georgia (European country, not US' state! ). Her biggest hit: "9 million bicycles" but my personal favourite is "Shy boy" Holly Valance-singer, playes in D.O.A. with Devon Aoki, too. Australian. Emma Watson-Hermione from "Harry Potter" movies Carla Bruni- Joe, you either have to learn more about modelling or politics ex-topmodel of 90's, was in campaigns for Versace, and not only. Now known as a singer and The First Lady of France (being married to Nicolas Sarkozy). Rachel Stevens-ex-member of S Club 7 (well, the band doesn't exist now). Singer Thandie Newton-I guess you must have seen her, she's an actress... Though I think I've seen her only in "Norbbit" haha (this lame movie with Eddie Murphy) Ana Ivanovic-famous tennis player from Serbia Cheryl Cole-Girls Aloud music band member, one of the judges in British version of Got Talent, (ex?)wife of a football player Ashley Cole Quote
Layla90 Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 This list seems to be a bit better than Maxim's, no? I guess TooBoku will be glad with such a high position of Summer Glau on this list (compared to how low she's on Maxim's one). Quote
VampireHorde Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 I made scans for five of the six VS Angels from the booklet and posted them elsewhere. Of course, you'll need to find them cuz I ain't gonna post them here, NO SIR. Like I said in the Maxim thread, the FHM list is filled up the ass with British celebs. I don't know most of them so I could give a rat's ass about their chart position. I recognize Keeley Hazel becuz of her flimsy-ass-sh*tty sex tape but that's pretty much it. BTW, you should read the description that FHM wrote for Alessandra. It talks about Brazilians and HIV. For some reason, these Brits think its okay to make jokes about Brazilian models by comparing them to disease-killing parasites. SCREW YOU! Quote
Joe > Average Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 They really said that :| ? That sucks Horde . Layla, at least I know Juno, Ana and Holly . I just basically copied, pasted and deleted the names I knew without needing a pic, missed those 3 though . Great info though . I wouldn't have her as number one maybe, but this Cheryl Cole is pretty hot though . Alesha Dixon-frenchkiki already recommended her to you in your "Most beautiful babe musician part 2" thread :trout: Check her videos "The boy does nothing" and "Breathe slow (remix)". So yeah, obviously she's a singer I just didn't recognize the name . But know when I see . Carla Bruni- Joe, you either have to learn more about modelling or politics ex-topmodel of 90's, was in campaigns for Versace, and not only. Now known as a singer and The First Lady of France (being married to Nicolas Sarkozy). Quote
winterblues85 Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 Aren't all these lists pretty much compiled by 14-year old boys anyway? Hence the staggering lack of imagination present... Haha, i totally agree with you. If they haven't stared on TV, Movies, or Playboy, then they would of not been voted on. Quote
Joe > Average Posted May 22, 2009 Posted May 22, 2009 Yeah, that's true, but part of "hottest" is "the hot thing right now" in terms of the "it girl" of the moment or who they think could become the next celeb "it girl". But for just pure hotness alone, models and C list stars could probably take up 80% or more of the list . Quote
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