TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Ho, Ho, Ho - Hello there children. Gosh, yes, 'tis nearly time for Christmas. A busy time of year for me, indeed. Ho, Ho, Ho! But I am taking some time out just for you... Any questions, any requests, please, my children - post to me and I shall reply. Ho, Ho, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkCouture Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I am santa's little helper (I am serious ) I guess that means I am reporting for duty! *salutes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkCouture Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 ^ I am always good. However, if you ask anyone who knows me they would tell you I always get the short end of the stick...arghhh...so it really doesn't matter if I am good or not...I am just hopeless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 I am santa's little helper (I am serious ) I guess that means I am reporting for duty! *salutes* Very well! Papa Noel can do with the help... And have you been a good little girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 ^ I am always good. However, if you ask anyone who knows me they would tell you I always get the short end of the stick...arghhh...so it really doesn't matter if I am good or not...I am just hopeless Then for you, my dear - the "World's BIGGEST stick", from Vancouver Island, Canada... Ho, Ho, Ho - don't be scared of St. Nick kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkCouture Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 ^ Wow! Thanks Santa!!! I will use it to whack one of my ex-bosses upside the head. She is quite...big-boned So a big stick will definitely help! (Y) As for the other one, could you get a me short bus so I can run her over? She is re-re, so I think short bus will be best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 There you go my dear..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkVanilla. Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Santa!! i've been an amazingly good little girl ... now, can I have one of your reindeers for xmas? Pweezz. I promise i'll bath him, feed him & take him for a walk in the little garden near my place everyday. oh & send a designer leash too, so my neighbour's dog can be jealous. xoxo, Ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brendanm21 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Dear Santa, My ideal gift this Christmas would be Zac Efron! I would be eternally greatful if you could try your best to try and grant this wish! Thanks, Brendan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laffy Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Then for you, my dear - the "World's BIGGEST stick", from Vancouver Island, Canada... :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 Santa!!i've been an amazingly good little girl ... now, can I have one of your reindeers for xmas? Pweezz. I promise i'll bath him, feed him & take him for a walk in the little garden near my place everyday. oh & send a designer leash too, so my neighbour's dog can be jealous. xoxo, Ale. Well, well dear Ale - I really can't spare my own reindeer over the season - the are very important you know? But, Papa Noel is true to his word, and he has found you a lonely little reindeer called Gerald who needs such a lovely young lady such as yourself to look after him... He'll need lots of attention, so you'll need to play with him: And make sure he gets plenty of rest: Remember kids - A REINDEER IS FOR LIFE, NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS. But I know Ale is a very responsible lady, and so Santa wants to give her this lovely little leash too. That dog will be livid... Enjoy my dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkCouture Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 There you go my dear..! I vote for Santa to be God! (Y) Ok Santa, you are always spreading holiday cheers and giving presents to good girls and boys. But what does Santa want--what can this little helper do for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 Dear Santa,My ideal gift this Christmas would be Zac Efron! I would be eternally greatful if you could try your best to try and grant this wish! Thanks, Brendan [Ho, Ho, Ho! Brendan, my dear boy - I think I've ALREADY had a little letter from you, haven't I? Of course you know that I can't really give you Zachary, don't you? It simply wouldn't do to take somebody away from their own loved ones at this time of year... But Papa Noel does what he can - and he does know how much you love that pretty fellow, so I'm sending you your own Zac to do with what you wish!!! Here he is(^), a template for all your desires, my sweet little Brendan! You can choose how to dress him, top AND bottom: And even choose his shoes and accessories: Ho, Ho, Ho - even fuddy-duddy St. Nick here had a go: GO WILDCATS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 Then for you, my dear - the "World's BIGGEST stick", from Vancouver Island, Canada... :evil: Oh my! And what can Pére Nöel get for you - my cheeky little Canuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NvrEnough Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Dear Santa, I've been good all year, I swear.Seeing what you were able to do for BrendanM makes me think. I too would like my own personal dress up doll, perhaps you could deliver anyone from the Pink Section of this years VSFS. If not I'll understand, you have to be SUPER good to get supermodels for Xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 I vote for Santa to be God! (Y)Ok Santa, you are always spreading holiday cheers and giving presents to good girls and boys. But what does Santa want--what can this little helper do for you? That is a leading question, my dear!!! For now, Father Christmas needs a little sleep - but he promises to have a good think about that offer..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 good night Papa Noel. I hope visions of sugar plums dance in your head. And that the elves keep it quiet for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 14, 2008 Author Share Posted December 14, 2008 good night Papa Noel. I hope visions of sugar plums dance in your head. And that the elves keep it quiet for you. Bless you, young JoeKnight - always such a polite young man! And, even though you didn't ask Santa for anything, here's a little gift for you from Papa Noel's personal collection(!): Yes, Santa is off for a nap now but - fear not NvrEnough - even though I might have a little vested interest in that area myself( :brows: !) I would never forget your request. Santa will return tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKnight Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 A Christmas Angel. How did you know? Now I'll have some very nice dreams. Bless You Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laffy Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Then for you, my dear - the "World's BIGGEST stick", from Vancouver Island, Canada... :evil: Oh my! And what can Pére Nöel get for you - my cheeky little Canuck? All I want for Christmas is Berno ... & an iPhone PS: How's Mrs.Clause? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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