Busy? Like... with finding sea shells?

Not guilty

Told a beautiful person they are ugly?

^ YES, to tame there big head

Swam in the pool as it was raining?

Not in a pool, but in a lake and sea, yes.

Swam in a lake or sea as it was raining?

Not guilty, cause I can't swim

Gossip about friend?

Guilty...even though I'm not fond of it to begin with

Took an extra serving of your fav dish knowing more people had to eat?

I am sure I have been guilty of this at least once.

Stolen food from a buffet?

Not guilty, I'm too sensible for that

Stolen any thing from any place?

Guilty...I get hungry at the grocery store at times and I need a snack

Sleeping in past 11 AM in the morning?

not guilty

cutting a big line, not noticing there was a line, and just start ordering what you want to eat?

Guilty.

Brassily сutting a big line on purpose?

Guilty

Laughing at someone's death?

Guilty, but only when watched movie.

Law machinations?

Not Guilty...I don't think :notsure:

Re-gifted?

Not guilty... I simply throw away all garbage.

Insult your parents and not feel guilty?

Not Guilty

Had more then 2 plates of food this holiday around?

Guilty.

Put on some weight already ?

Guilty

still sleeping with a teddy bear?

Not guilty

Wearing the same dirty shirt one more day out of sheer laziness to wash clothes?

one more day? I sometimes wear it for one more week!

Insulting someone just out of sheer sadness? (your own)

Guilty

Dropping the ball all day at work out of just wanting the rest of the week off?