No, but above my desk

Liking Bieber?

Hell no. Not guilty.

Liking Selena?

Not guilty

Buying stuff you actually dont need?? (i do that ALOT lol)

Not Guilty.

Striking an animal to discipline it?

Not Guilty!

Pretending not to speak a language to avoid talking to a stranger?

Not Guilty

Pushing someone out of the way to get the last Taxi out?

Not guilty.. why would someone do that? Thats kinda rude! =/

Saying "im almost there" while you werent, you were still getting ready to leave ?

Not guilty-just to comfort those waiting,I'll do it.

Skipping dinner daily to avoid weightgain?

Not guilty. I´m a very hungry person, but I try to control the size of my meals. Like, today, I had a pizza, and I ate it ALL. Fail.

Taking stairs instead of elevator just to avoid a conversation with your colleague who is waiting for the elevator? (I do that a lot )

Not guilty-who needs headache before starting work?also it's a good morning exercise.

Making friendships with all co-workers?

not guilty

been in bellazon all day?

Not guilty

Spraying too much perfume? xD

Not guilty, that would indeed kill me

Holding your breath because someone sprayed himself too much perfume?

Guilty!

Stolen money from your job?

Not guilty.

Doing 1st April jokes on your colleagues at work?

Guilty!

Accidentally wore your pajamas to school/work?

Never

Slept three days straight with the exception of getting up to use the restroom and grabbing something to drink?

Not guilty.. that sounds really bad :S not healthy at all (i try to live very healthy so).

Lying to your best friend?

Guilty, but it was so she didn't know there was a surprise party for her

Oversleeping but blaming it on traffic when you arrive to work/school to your boss/teacher?

Guilty I also have another excuse - The lift doors were closing way too slow.

Lying to children about death? (You know, those things like "He went to a long vacation")