Not guilty. I actually can't wait to see what happens that day to all the believers

Accidentally ran over an animal in a car?

Not guilty, as I drive very rarelly.

Wanted to bury your neighbour alive?

^ GUILTY...lets just say I caught him spying on us while me and my lady were in the pool once and another occasion I shall not mention on here

Scratched someones car out of anger for their sheer stupidity?

Not guilty, but oh so many times I wanted to.

And Dave...

Spying on Dave while he and his lady were in the pool? Show yourself, you neighbour!!

^ Why I say to everyone...make sure ALL blinds, shutters, drapes are closed before you decided to partake in any sexy shenanigans

Tell me about that lol.

^ I would but the details are spicy

Stealing your fathers´ car and not having driving licence yet?

Not guilty.

Stealing some money from parents?

Not guilty.

Being drunk at work? :evil:

guilty

filling a restaurant with a big crowd?

Umm...not guilty

Tripping over a friend because they were so full of themselves you had to make them stop talking?

Not Guilty....yet Thanks for the idea!

Told an ugly person they are attractive?

^ Welcome If they get upset over the trip...just remind them of their past convo and they usually shut up

GUILTY!

Took more then ONE free sample at the grocery store?

not guilty

shitting on your undies? (the bathroom was to far, and your diarrhea just couldn't hold it no more)

Guilty...who hasn't?

Flunked a class in school?

Guilty

Downloaded pirated software?

GUILTY!

Ate more then one Big-Mac?

guilty

make jokes about how ugly a person is behind his back?

Guilty, but not physical looks more so then personality.

Got BUSY at the beach? :brows: