Yes

Bought something expensive that you couldn't really afford?

Not guilty

You are sleep a little time?

Not guilty

Lie about your age?

Guilty

Lie about date with someone older than you?

Not guilty

Written a note and said it was from your mom or dad?

Guilty

Would listen to a song called "Fungus on My Nuts"?

I never head this song, but is guilty

Did you found dead animals?

Not guilty

Do you often lie to your parents?

Guilty

Do you see a crime?

Yes

Stolen anything from anywhere?

Guilty

Do you was a french kiss?

Guilty every day

Guilty of telling something to somebody who you promised not to tell to anybody?

Guilty

Kissed your best friend's significant other?

Guilty

Do you was a oral sex?

Not guilty

has a new year resolution?

Not guilty (not yet anyway)

Avoiding a phone call?

Guilty

Wants to know what love is?

Guilty

Wants the feeling of infatuation, and intrigue?

guilty

watch porn with little kids around ?

Not Guilty

Has been involved in an inappropriate conversation?