penny-dreaddfull Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 jewels jugular and yasin warsame are EPIC!! now... this 'island invader' chooses to take the 'hard way' climbing up sheer rock faces to take her quarry unawares her jacket helps her blend in almost seamlessley with the environment, thus insuring MAXIMUM KILL the thigh pouch is filled with tetra-toxin that she took herself from an unsuspecting pufferfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 now... this 'island invader' chooses to take the 'hard way'climbing up sheer rock faces to take her quarry unawares her jacket helps her blend in almost seamlessley with the environment, thus insuring MAXIMUM KILL the thigh pouch is filled with tetra-toxin that she took herself from an unsuspecting pufferfish] Ahhhhhh the ol' purloined pufferfish poison in a purse prank.... Second time I fell for it this week... Poison Purse Penelope is on the island! (Her real name will be included if ever discoverd) PS. As I never like to post without pictures, here are some more of pics of Warsame. Check out the diamond encrusted snorkel! And to think I've been respirating through a cheap plastic tube all this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Seven time Olympic gold medal winner Amanda Beard is on the Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 What's that behind your back Miss Tavares? T: Nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not holding anything behind my back. Are your sure, because to me it looks like you're holding an harpoon. T: Oh, that. I am holding a harpoon, in a swimsuit, on a beach. But why should you care. I care dear because that means YOU ARE IN THE ISLAND! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Thanks to the Nef for the find. I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korravai Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Adriana Karembeu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 Valentina Zeliaeva makes it to the island... with a little interference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 lololol @ warsame with her diamond encrusted snorkel and valentina making it to the island shore despite 'interference' i love this thread *runs off to find some 'honey-ish' pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny-dreaddfull Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 shes on her way, she hasnt quite made it to the coast yet... but her triumphant entrance will be coming anyminute now!!! this one's a tough cookie.... she killed 4 black tip sharks to get to the island, with her TEETH no less!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Translated from the and article in "Le Parisien": Spokespersons for the embattled Sarkozy denied the rumors that Supermodel-singer-actress-author and first lady of France, Carla Bruni is on the Island of Dr. No, stabbing people and seducing British secret agents. "We want to assure the public Mrs. Sarkozy is not away trying to stop a mad scientist from taking over the world. She would tell you this herself but she is sitting in a darkroom, chain smoking Pall Malls, and composing depressing music." Hat tip to Frenchkiki who now must be eliminated. I almost put Carla on the island before with this belted white bikini but I didn't want this thread to become the white bikini thread so I restrained myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted February 19, 2011 Author Share Posted February 19, 2011 I'm sorry Miss Praver, but I don't think your James Bondy enough to be in this thread so-- What! Who's that behind you? James Bond! My deepest apologies I will have your scuba gear brought to your room right away. Tori Praver is on the Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 The good news is that Raquel Welch made it to the Island by molecularly shrinking herself and injecting herself into the bloodstream of Ursala Andress. The bad new is I very disappointed that the Raquel Welch fans who failed to inform me of this fact. But that okay. I know your true identities and will place deadly tarantulas in your room while you are sleeping... BuwwaHa-ha-ha-ha-ha! PS I am including a picture of her in a power white bikini for added measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 It's hard to believe Helen never made it in an actual Bond film if only for atmospherics alone. But here she is in Monaco with with Strudel 07 strapped to her leg. Helen is on the island. Like Carla Bruni I had spotted her in a white bikini that almost got her on--no belt, but she did have a conch shell which defiantly has to be an illusion to Honey Ryder, but she just wasn't looking that dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I know Alessandra's already conquered your island - but, like Sean Connery would concur, Never Say Never Again : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 I know Alessandra's already conquered your island - but, like Sean Connery would concur, Never Say Never Again : EXPOSITION disduised as diologue: Baron, Baron, Baron, Of all the members of Bellazon I thought you would be the least likely to fall for my little ruse. You see once you are an the island you can't get off the island and since you can't get off the island anyone claiming to be Alessandra now is clearly an imposture--or an evil twin-- or a clone-or a robot--or a robot clone... from the future... or Wait--Wait I think another model is about to enter the island... I wonder what deadly costume she''ll be wearing? What? High heal diving fins! I will not have this thread mocked people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 Linda Vojtova is on the island disguised in Technicolor. Intel courtesy agent Edidu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted July 7, 2011 Author Share Posted July 7, 2011 If only I could get a 70's nd 80's ultrafox on the Island. Oh, wait, here's one now! Estelle Lefebure is on the Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 Photographer David Hill captured this woman breaching the Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&O Railroad Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 Edita Vilkeviciute is on the island although I was hoping Fashion Icon would have put her there in a better resolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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