Hello

Hows about tonight with a whip and a handcuff ?? Pinky would make a perfect 3some

Are you trying to say I'm too much to handle and that you need a second girl to help out?

Helloooo!!

Welcome fellow eyeball licker

So I could whip you if you misbehave :brows:

you can whip my sexy back!

I EVEN BROUGHT MY FAKE DICK SHAMPOO. YOU LOCKED THE DOOR !!! :persuazn:

You know creme soap is much harder to pick up :evil:

my head... my stomach... no more drinking. ever in my life.

hahahahahahaha! I gave up years ago :|

oh god yeah.. I'll never do it again.

you say that but you'll be back :|

I won't! I did it for a reason, but I'll never let a girl be a reason again!

hahahaha what if she was the reason for other activities which may or may not be enjoyable?

hm... good point!

I swear.. every weekend I say 'no more booze... EVER'

but I always do it again..

any other poisons? :atoobie:

^ Not that she's willing to admit.

Booze is the devil... pure evil.

No wonder that kid keeps spewing up when she's possessed in The Exorcist it all makes so much sense now

Im such a good girl, i've never drunk, smoked or anything. Right, bitch fellas ???

Sounds like a lot of parting is going on

Im such a good girl, i've never drunk, smoked or anything. Right, bitch fellas ???

Then what's the needle sized hole in your finger? :magic: oh right... not drugs...

Waking up without hangover feels so good