Sweetpea

THE STRING AND THE SPOON A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent. I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?" "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

I seriously doubt she's going to be in the tabloids, mainly because she hasn't replied nor has she been seen with him. That will possibly be the only reason it's in there. If anything it'll be in that he said she said thing. Where they talk about the stars and move on.

Tampons are uncomfortable to me...>.< plus they leak so I'm happy with the pads, what I do is if I know it's going to be hot, I'll wear light underwear, then put bigger ones over it so if I'm laying down or I'm about to leak I'm safe haha. It works. but yeah, I can't bring myself to wear tampons I'm happy with the pads because like Emily they don't move, and that makes me ten times happier if they don't move Lol.

Lol I honestly think it's funny when a guy either has his chest hair waxed and back hair waxed, but it's better then walking around looking like a hairy gorilla so hey if that's what you wanna do then do it!

Nice photos Sarah

Ooh, the patch is good, you wear it for a week and then take it off and leave it off for a week. That's great. You don't have to worry about missing out on taking the pill.

Your welcome!

Welcome!! hope you enjoy Bellazon like the rest of us

You'd be surprised, he dated Prince's ex wife and that girl is beautiful. The belly dancer, her name is Mayte. That's her down there

Think she just had a baby recently, there is alot of photos floating around with her being very pregnant.

My last one until later Lol Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$70,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking only $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you! MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs-up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL!" he yelled. "Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! They need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you?" she said. "You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs after all these years?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

A couple were dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother". A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come to me. I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the backyard!"

it's cool,I understand thanks I'm sorry too.

I have to add on to my original haha, I have so many favorite movies it's hard to keep tract of them sometimes. 1. Phantom Of The Opera 2. O Brother, Where Art Thou? 3. Ocean's Eleven 4. Ocean's Twelve 5. Friday the 13th movies 6. Halloween Trilogy 7. The Rocky Horror Picture Show 8. Creepshow 1-2 9. Pet Cemetary 10. Three Faces Of Eve 11. Cybil 12. Mona Lisa Smile 13. Girl Interrupted 14. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 15. Cry Baby 16. Ju-on 1+2 17. Ringu 1+2 18. The Ring 19. The Grudge 20. The Audition 21. Selling Innocence But yeah that's it for now my fingers hurt haha

Like I said it doesn't matter, she's a good racer.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on as they sat down they engaged in a very animated conversation the lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following.: "Emma come first, den I come, two asses come, den I come once-a-more two asses they come together again, den I come again, den I pee twice, then I come one lasta time." "You foul mouthed sex obsessed swine" Retorted the lady "in this country we don't speak in public about our sex lives." "Hey coola down lady." Said the man. "Who was talkin abouta sex I was justa teachin my friend how to spelle Mississippi" hehe

Lol yeah and get beat with a cocoa stick LOL haha

It'll only make you feel bad if you've eaten to much, but chocolate smells nice.

That's good so um..yeah chocolate slavery that would be hot, the guy could only wear um a towel and he'd have to carry loads of chocolate and feed me by hand haha.

2005 cursed I saw that movie it was pretty good.

it's a tad stalkerish, it's nice to like someone you've never met but to want to be someone's boyfriend just because she's beautiful and wanting to do all the menstrual slave, and all that stuff is a little weird and high on stalker scale in my book. And then there was that how should I hurt myself for Ines I don't know...you don't find that a little unusual for a fan? but like I said Chocolate is a good thing!

I still get period pain which is why I want on that yasmin pill but I don't cramp so bad that I can't get around and do things. That's how I was before. But now the pill just help make the cramps go away.

I pray! that Eva Longoria wins manily because she's gorgeous, and I have seen her without makeup and she looks twice as gorgeous without it as she does with it. So yeah hehe.

Yeah I agree. Chocolate is yummy. Lol