Sweetpea

Compared to what I seen today, she's tame...some women should just be smacked in the mouth for coming outside like they don't have a huge stomach poking out infront of them. It's ridiculous.

Annoyed, sad, depressed

Coach Carter

Phone Repair An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called-and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog .... or the senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which all goes to show that some problems can be fixed by pissing and moaning.

An elderly couple toddled into the local Mcdonalds and ordered one combo meal. The wife carefully cut the sandwich in two and began to eat her half. The husband respectfully sat and watched. The eating did not progress quickly, and soon the other customers began to notice. Finally one helpful person offered to buy the couple another meal. The offer was rejected with the explanation, "We share everything." Eventually another could stand it no longer and made the same offer. Same rejection: "No thank you, we share everything." After this had gone on for what seemed to be quite a while, one bystander could no longer stand it and quizzed the man, "Then why aren't you eating? What are you waiting for?" The reply: "The teeth."

I'm tanned so I can't really go out in the sun. But I would have to say sunscreen..It's better then nothing or even better get that body lotion that makes you glow all over it's alot better for you.

I'm a horror and a musical junkie...it's sad they should make pills for it haha j/k

I hate them both, but you have to have either one or the other, and I think I like pads better, tampons leak..I hate that.

You couldn't if you wanted too. Cotton obsorbs water, therefore why they are put into tampon form because they obsorb quicker, they may be uncomfortable to some girls but others like them.

Right click on the video and click "save as target" and it should save to wherever you want on your computer. Or Video Link I had to edit that. Usually there is a link that you can right click on as well.

I doubt it's going to be tested anytime soon, so yes enough with that.

Sorry to burst your little fantasy bubble, but there is nothing pleasurable about being on your period. AND even if it did vibrate which it wouldn't because it's unsanitary that's just disgusting.

No more of that menstrual slave stuff please, it was nasty on the other end it's worse here so shush.

Because they are uncomfortable, try having a cotton thing placed in your butt and see how much you like it? and if it vibrated it would be nasty and the point of the tampon is to keep things from leaking out not moving around. <_<

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!" The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you OK, dear?" The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me." The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."

Originally I was born in Osaka, Japan cause that's where my mom is from, and my dad was stationed there. but I was raised in Rockford, IL

ugh period talk. my stomach is still all crampy I think tampons are evil Lol but I've never been light. I'm heavy straigh till the end and it makes me extra crabby and tired.

Don't know, but they are making a new one but anyway back to the games!! The Urbz is a hard game..I can't get pass the fricken modeling thing.

On the computer Sims university something about a streaking sim is funny. On tv Moral Kombat Deception I like the konquest mode o.o ever since I heard they were making a new movie I've just been playing them all hah.

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Lol I doubt she would stop modeling just because she'd be a princess. There are a bunch of people who have married prince's and haven't given up their day job. A woman who married a Prince in Spain is a CNN reporter she moved but she works for the station in Spain now. But I doubt she would give up her day job for him. I know I wouldn't. Plus she is quoted to saying that she wants kids so hey why not? if she does decide to get married, she'll do what Heidi is doing, have a couple of kids, and continue to model.

This is my last joke for the day A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think you should help him, and should be ashamed of your self!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again; he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor asked for a sperm count. The doctor grabbed a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "Dear God man... you asked your neighbor? "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."