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what did she do?

nope, I am enrolling to be a police officer as of next year, so I'm totally practicing the law. have you ever taken a poo in public?

is wrong about my one track mind! I'm very complex, I have atleast 3 tracks... I just like to gross people out, it's fun.

............ knows too much about batteries!!!!!

Started it!

better appreciate the god damned effort i go to with the neighbours updates...

edit: ^ruins peoples posts by sneaking in before others. AHHH godamnit Barry, you just ruined my insult.... that time I really did post slow!

is jew, and needs to be kicked in the nuts

hmmmm i think that burst of action on neighbours actually wore me out. I think I've lost interest in the show simply because they couldnt hold the high standard. I did watch today.... stingray has run off to avoid the police, Skye has joined him. Harold is grieving over the death of his family and is throwing accusations at Paul Robbinson over the explosion on the plane (yes, they found out that was the cause of the crash). It is still believed that Dylan and Connor are dead. Lyn Scully is concerned over her age and that she will not be able to properly care for Oscar (her son... about 2 years old), I have a feeling this will lead her into depression or something similar. She also has concerns that Joe will propose to her, and what that will do to her family.

is gay

totally. I'm allergic to mosquitos, so the itch is more like a 3rd degree burn to me, I sometimes prick my hand with a pin, but the effectiveness wears off soon enough. I actually tend to eat more if the bite isnt on my face, because i get very fidgety... anyway... On a lighter note Have you ever come close to death?

has an avatar that makes me want to kill adriana lima :avada: or well.... maybe just spike her drink so she stops fucking dancing so much! AHHH

I'm afraid I can neither say yes or no, as I have never been run over by a truck... therefore I do not know how it feels. Sometimes I wake up smelly though. Have you ever cooked a poopie in the microwave?

i have actually... even though I'm a dude, I have the perfect hair for it. Have you ever used drugs ? A: nope, never even touched a cigarette. Have you ever fucked an orange, or a banana peel?

.............. wow, more please

yep... cant say i didn't ask for it though!! Have you ever shoved a mobile phone up your ass and called yourself?

you're gonna sit on your computer ? dont you have a chair? me? .... well I'm gonna masturbate.

uh oooooh, I've been slacking off, I honestly couldnt tell you what happened in the past week.

I think Gisele and Leo broke up... I dont really care, but I heard that a third party was involved.... I saw her on Oprah today too Llama

pig destroyer love prowler in the yard. not such a big fan of terrifyer, still good stuff though. I can't respect Korn too many bad qualities. I do enjoy headbanging to one or two of their songs, but i think thats why they're popular. It's dance-metal. Maybe club-metal.... i dunno.

great album. I hate compilations, but I don't like to call this that. 55 artists from over 40 bands New, original songs, done by past, present and new Roadrunner artists.

talnted musicians, wanky, expressionless and uncharasmatic music.... there, i think that's what i meant. If you like Dream theater for the technicality and stuff, but want something alot heavier, listen to Dillinger Escape Plan.

yes, i got it from a chicken i ate once.... it was the wish-bone have you ever masturbated so fuking much, you get friction burn?

hmmmm, i think i missed half of last nights episode, i was makin the world's best stir-fry.... anyway uhhh.... crap i forget what happened. All I can say, is Toadie was very emotional when finding out Connor (so the news thinks) died. He was saying stuff like 'I dont need him, as far as I'm concerned what happened to him as karma!' etc. etc. Karl hasn't heard news of Susan, so he was grieving alot. The bogan mum was also grieving Dylan's apparent loss (but as we saw, he is alive and well with Connor). She is also stuck in a rift about what to do with Scotty... they're trying to work out what to do in court, because he could possibly be charged as an accessory to a theft as a result of Dylan doing the Petrol station hold up when that guy forced him to.... I'm sorry that was a crap update, i'm in a hurry and my memory sucks!

Silence is Violence - Cog (very good Australian alternative metal band).