Ogrepuppy

Two things: 1) Whoever keeps straightening her hair is, IMO, making a HUGE mistake. 2) I'm sorry to have to say it like this, but I'd murder every single one of you to death, in order to get 1 date with her. I apologize--I'm sure you're all very nice people, but....have you SEEN her?!? Just one date.

Even without makeup, she's gorgeous. Thanks for sharing!

Ariana can jingle anything she wants on me.

Her boyfriend is lucky. Imagine waking up to Kelly every morning!

Dear Colombian Girls, I want to make crazy, oily monkey-love you you all. Every one of you. Sincerely, Ogrepuppy

I agree 1,000%....and her eyes! If I could stop looking at her chest, I'd get lost in her amazing eyes.

Who cares, when this:

Don't care. I'd ride her like a pony if given the opportunity. She's still better looking than pretty much any woman I've ever dated.

^this ^ this, this

It's done usually to make the legs look longer and the butt firmer, so...yeah.

I think it's safe to say that SI got pretty much NOTHING right in their 2014 issue.

^ I'd perform multiple, brutal homicides to be her thong. ^

not really sure i understand what you mean. SEX. He's talking about SEX. She gets an expensive sports car, he gets to insert his biological protrusion into her biological entrance. She receives a gift, and he receives a "gift" in return.

Wow! Gorgeous. Thanks for sharing!

Perfect response.