SI 2014 Review
The Legends: Why does Christie B. kill it so much, I'm glad somebody told Marisa and Brooklyn that the dress code was Tits, Bar is sexy. Brooklyn: Oh, hi!.... / Vendela: Vendela / Brooklyn: Vendela!
Kate Upton: is Kate Upton(wrote that with a serious face). Still getting better, probably because she is only 21. And she's been at the top for almost 3 years.
CT: is CT
Nina: Great swimsuit model. She should be, she gets practice like everyday. I think she'll be around for awhile.
Ariel: boring, nice accent though.
Kate Bock: weird face, awkward hair, sexy body. I am actually going to say bring her back.
Irina: Good but I don't know if that justifies seeing her next year for the 9th time. And her ass died.
Genevieve: Nice to see her modeling improve every year. Some really gorgeous shots this year (no booty, wtf). This past year she has gotten a lot hotter away from SI. Hopefully people will actually learn her name this year.
Hannah Davis: She's a solid performer but she isn't really blowing me away. Bring her back.
Jessica Gomes: Still a hottie but I don't know if that warrants an 8th year. It probably does.
Anne V: Great body but she doesn't wow me.
Emily D: Don't get her face. At all. Has short legs. Body not that great. And I think SI likes her. Please no cover for her.
Natasha: Better than last year but kind of boring.
Rookies
Emily R: Her make-up is all messed up.. wait a sec, I don't care. zomg dat ass
Cris: Good enough for SI but she's boring.
Sam Hoopes: Hot but she is more model mayhem material than SI material. It you hear her voice like I do you know a lot about what I think of her.
Hannah Ferguson: Nice smoldering look, almost boring though. Hot body, she even appears to have a nice butt. Very solid performance I expect to see her invited back.
Lauren: She is hot and great for SASI but not Sports Illustrated material. Not at this point in her career.
Chanel: I haven't really followed her that closely. She is too skinny for me but she made the most of what she has and she had some great pics.
Gigi: Has a better body than I expected. She had a pretty great shoot and I think she has a lot of potential. I like her pics the more I look at them. She's hot. She also sounds like a pubescent boy trying to sound tough so she needs to work on that.
Lily: Sexy poses but she needs to gain some weight.
Bregje: Hot. She performed well and I think she earned an invite back.
Marloes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9gC1GiSDDA
Bring her back please, she is better than that. She did have some great shots though.
Sara Sampaio: She did great, I'm sure we'll see her next year.
Valerie: Pass the Post-its, Dave.
Let's take a moment to mourn the loss of Alyssa Miller, Cintia Dicker, and Jessica Perez . You will be missed. There was another girl but I forgot her name. Oh well, it's usually a good thing when I repress something.