Aeneas

The whores next door...

Someone needs a serious English lesson.

lol it is?

How can you crawl into bed and kiss a guy who did that?!?!

didn't he drink horse cum on jackass one time after jerking it off? or was that another guy

He was a really hot elf in The Santa Clause 2...I watched it like 5 times just to look at him!

what's the point of makeup when there's 10 tons of airbrushing?

...hurd wood?

a very rough looking jessica biel at that

What a messed up name.

I hate shaving, the next morning it's all stubbly! and it hurts to shave stubble...the arm pits will only take a second, and the embarassment worries me more than the pain of a Brazilian...

My stuff:

in 2 weeks I am going to have the rest of my legs done (some of the hair wasn't long enough yet), my arms, armpits, and also a Brazilian...

had my legs done for the first time today, and I had to grit my teeth, but it really wasn't that bad.

how long should I wait? I just shaved the other day...and how much for a full neck to toe wax??

does your hair have to be a certain length? I was thinking of waxing myself, but I just shaved yesterday, so would that even work?

oh, lol, i'm slow. And yes I wondered why in the world she would think she's a j-lo or something.

um, yes, it said she is 'way too voluptuous' which is kinda retarded.

she's not that voluptuous

flashdance called, they want their wardrobe back.

lol leg warmers?? hehehe

if my name had EGG in it, I would either change it or kill myself.

is it me or does she look like crap in those wedding pics?

you realize all those are the same right...