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^and the prize for "not being a teenager anymore and not watching Disney musical movies" goes to *opening envelope* ...TheBaronOfFratton ! source: twitpic.com @VSPINK

because it´ll probably take some time until we´ll see the next picture... [/offtopic] Sara Ziff & Ole Schell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H68j1MhmOPs [offtopic]

soo...you want to know what The Waltz was humping? Humpink is?

Dog! sources: twitpic.com themisstisdale.net tumblr.com

@ 12:01

Baron, you´re having too much fun ...give a cluuuueee :anger:

instead of giving you the answer i´ll show you one of my favorite scenes from the movie

Linda Evangelista (cause of the short hair...?)

happy b-day , i guess

yeah,correct (i knew it was too easy )

just realizing that this could be too easy <_<

ohh you definitely should , cause she is half Asian and half Brazilian Aline Nakashima (special link for Matt )

natalia (idk...its an eastern name^^)

Tais-toi! - one of my all time faves

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks." The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. "I'm a professional gambler," replied the man. The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?" "Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy. "Like what?" asked the bartender. "Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. "I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. "Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender. "That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

copy&paste An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"

had one...seriously.but we decided to donate them to an orphanage do you like celebrating your birthdays?

oui

only when i´m 100% sure that i´m the only person in the house your fave Movie from 2009 is...?

is humping each other considered a sport?

could that be Bar ?

check the very first post in this thread

-thx and added