Limerlight

Nar is one of my new loves. I think. More then likely Maybe idk. I love you too Limer but I thought you were already spoken for? Basically what I'm trying to say is that I don't do threesomes... Erbody wants some lime Pretty sure I can clear my schedule for you madam

Major fake announcement: Tired of the same old thing of SI? Tired of seeing the bikini's that you have no attachment to? Never fear! From the sources in my head I have gotten leaked photo's of some of the ideas SI I thought models should wear this year: Without further ado: For that perfect couple who loves my little pony. Possibly some roleplaying because your man can no longer get it up without you looking like a pony. (I hate you Pretty.) "You want to explore my batcave?" "I see you have a Big goron's sword there... Come to my room" "Is that kryptonite in your pants? Or do you just want me to feel weak for you?"

Hockey

Nar is one of my new loves. I think. More then likely Maybe idk.

Someone post some K-pop with Jessica Gomes dancing to it. Kthxbai

For you Lime'

Let's Play a game Since people might be annoyed I don't always post SI related things, let me change this with my whenever I can/feel like it. It works much like an auction, I'll read off a model or someone SI related, tell you all the things I think are positive and negative attributes and we'll start the bidding Rules: When Chrissy Teigen is up, you may not bid on her just to do any of the following; Plastic Surgery, throw in a volcano, duck tape her mouth shut, shut down her social media outlets. Putting a brown paper bag over the head is still being decided by the judges (Me and my two dogs) You may win an auction on more then one model, I cannot promise they will get along (death matches are also illegal at this time) Models are allowed to refuse anything they are not comfortable doing (Chrissy Teigen however is not allowed to refuse) All payments go to me. :morning: I cannot promise they will actually show up if you win the auction Without further ado: Ladies and gentlemen (and PrettyPhile) let me introduce the first SI model up: She just turned the ripe young age of 19, made her SI Swimsuit debut last year and has made it to my dreams where nothing inappropriate (everything inappropriate) happened: A little about our first model: Currently she is not single she is taken by *insert non bashing comment here* Cody Simpson who despite popular belief is not another child of Marge and Homer Simpson from the hit show "The Simpsons" Pros for Gigi: She's 19, Eyes you just want to stare at all day, She's 19, Wonderful blonde hair (if you're into that), She's 19, A chest that is not too big where some may not like it not too small you wonder if it's really there, She's 19, Her voice is rather lovely nothing overly harsh but somewhat soft at the same time, She's 19, If you're more into her work outside of SI please let me know so I can say something about it, She's 19, Appears to have no problem posing nude (at least covered nude) and finally, She's 19. Cons for Gigi: Have you seen what she's dating? Blonde hair (if you don't care overly much for blondes like myself) She's only 19 may not be mature enough for some, has a bit of an exotic look but if it's a dealbreaker she is from 'Murica, Again have you seen what she's dating, he's 17 and finally She's 19 just remember this. But the choice is up to you fine men and women and PrettyPhile of Bellazon I leave you with one final video: Let's start the bidding at $100 Canadian dollars do I hear another bid? I swear i'm not crazy

No Chrissy. Leeroy Cover

Legs? No. Chest somewhat. Back archer yup. Grade? C-. Again, i'm seeing too much fashion in these girls and not a lot of sex appeal. This is hawt/sexy: And this is Tianna Gregory: She's better looking then (at least to me) all the casting call girls so far.

Boy does she look uncomfortable/bitchy.

@Karlie

Next please.

Boring. Too much vs model look have no meat look boring feel. Wtb thicker model. At least one that has some meat

That body at her age? :shock: Gimme.

Nice to see a non blonde, but she looks boring

So lets Review: Casie Chegwidden: Would not bang Ana Carolina Jorge: Would not bang. Terese Pagh/Gabrielle Kagay: Only if they were together at same time. Otherwise, would not bang either. Hailey Clauson: Would not bang. Megan Williams: Would not bang. TBH, the blondes all have very similar qualities to me. I don't see much of a difference I know (minus the twins) they're different gals, but really if I saw them at a club, i'd think most of em are sisters/related Ana is just kinda boring. WTB another big chested woman for SI casting calls. Not Amateur Allure girls (NSFW don't look up)

..... Why?

..... No comment as Pretty will hunt me down and skin me like a cat if I say anything bad. Keeping this to myself

Bad Dave. Do the twitch version as you learned: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Leanna Decker Or Riot ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ But +2

I still want my redhead... :persuazn: Why is no one paying attention to the lack of gingers? 'Tis discrimination. For the lovely lady Nar (Not VS but this video is actually sexy not like the VS ones...)

I just want some moar models who have some meat on their bones. :morning: I don't ask for much.