one man band

Ronald McDonald is not the fountain of all knowledge.

I am.

pip

Trust me, your first time is bound to be at least slightly disappointing. I did have mine at 14, and it was over in about 3 minutes, but still, having spoken to other guys about it, sex isn't all that great. Unless you're lucky enough to have a really hot lady who'll have sex with you every night (unlike mine who says only 2 times a week).

Oh come on man, you're not pathetic. You have a frightening IQ and can speak English better than any other foreigner i've ever met.

And who need's women when we have hands!

God you suck pa

Can someone please change my username to the sanskrit for "ballsack"?

(j/k)

Neo, she's not an object, she's a human being.

Now, get me some more pictures so I can stare at her boobs.

(j/k)

Okay okay, don't get shirty with me...

Goldfrapp - Fly Me Away

17!?

(j/k)

Goldfrapp - Ride A White Horse (proper music not the rubbish Neo listens to )

Attempts some witty foreplay but has clearly fallen for my charm.

's gay partner Ricardo

explaining that a thinking Australian is confused Australian. Best to leave to the old instincts, guys.

Bad

She's only 17? She has a fantastic pair of...er...'eyes' for a 17 year old. She's hot.

However,

The multiple choice ones are a bit silly. The ones were they say "John is 4 years older than Sam, and Sam is 3 years younger than Danny, who is 23 years older than Fred, who is 12 years younger than Bill, who is 25 years old. How old is John?"

...are stoopid.

called...

Does not seem to appreciate just how cool I am. (i'm very cool by the way).

Pink Floyd

agreeing with Avenger. Thinking Australian = bad.

Does not approve of stealing, a favourite pastime of mine

Shaun Tait is a fast bowler. A real rabbit with the bat though. Stupid stroke that got him out. Oh and England beat Australia btw.

YAY!

England win fourth Test. England now lead the series 2-1, with one game remaining (at The Oval).

We made a bit of a meal of it but we got there in the end. England needed 129 runs to win and managed it, with the final 129-7, Giles hitting the winning runs.

w00t!

Elmer Fudd is cool. He is my role model. If more people were like Elmer, the world wouldn't be so bad for so many people.