one man band

No.

England win the Ashes. Australia officially suck balls. Warne is disqualified from the game for being too fat.

How in any way are the mods like Nazis? The link between editing a picture and mass genocide needs to be clarified if your argument is going to last longer than donut in front of Michael Moore.

After the fourth day, England are 34-1, with a lead of 40. To win, Australia would have to bowl out England and then beat our score.

The Ashes are coming home. The odds are stacked against Australia, but a final swansong from Warne and McGrath could win the match and square the series.

But seriously. You're screwed.

You gotta love English weather.

Easy on the wit there. You'll have Oscar Wilde in trouble.

Final test on Thursday. And yes to MacGill. And this new guy. Can't remember his name. He'll be nervous and screw up.

Your picture of a young blonde lady sticking out her tongue presumably to lick an ice lolly has been (incorrectly) interpreted by Heidegger as a pornographic shot.

Atoobie, I know what you watch because I'M INSIDE YOUR TELEVISION.

Heidegger, no, I am not related to Kathy Bates, or Norman Bates from "Psycho". But I am distantly related to Florence Nightingale. And my grandfather was knighted, thus making me aristocracy. But I don't have the money to go with the accent.

No it's not. Ever seen Kathy Bates naked?

pippin'.

Actually i'm sitting down at present.

Your Mum. (Mum=Mom)

I'm thinking I wanna go watch TV, but only after I out-pip Atoobie...

I was merely borrowing a particualrly forcful epiphet from a good friend of mine, Micheal Palin. Hence the irony in 'Original'.

Americans really don't get irony, do they?

This is not news to anyone here. Why don't you try something a little more original.

Such as "YOUR MOTHER WAS A FRUITCAKE AND YOUR FATHER IS DISTANTLY RELATED TO OPRAH!"

How do you like them apples?

Pah! My army of smooth dudes is no match for your pathetic rapists!

creating an army of trouters

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glad to see (through my telescope) that Atoobie is no longer naked. And I'd recommend the chequered shirt as opposed to the pink one.

It doesn't come in most of the packages.

I shouldn't think so. Maybe it's on ESPN 1354345.

I knew you were gay. Or at the least, very camp.

Hehehe...you should watch it. It's like baseball, but slower and much more exciting at the end, but you have whole nations aginst each other rather than just having cities or states playing against each other.

A strange mix...

1. Bob Dylan - Hurricane

2. Goldfrapp - Slide In

3. Echo & The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

4. Robert Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (yes, the film theme tune)

5. Sergio Montegnegro - The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (the whistling bit)

6. Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away, (it's on GTA Vice City))

7. The Beatles - Norweigan Wood

8. Soulwax - Krack

9. Gomez - Whipping Picadilly

10. Ike & Tina Turner - River Deep, Mountain High (a classic)

...pretty bloody good though. Except for 8 and 6.

Cricket is awesome. Best sport ever takes some patience, which may not be a virtue you hold dear.

Once a person has that much plastic surgery a lot of what made them human has been bleached with chemicals or bolstered by silicone.

Excellent. In that case, I won't hold back on the long words that don't necessarily mean anything.

I bet you Ken is now with Ricardo, the Spanish male stripper from Barcelona.