one man band

All clowns are scary. Especially the ones with a huge amount of red face-paint.

pip (normality returns)

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Hand signals will only suffice for members who have lost the power of articulated thought. This a high example of such a case.

Jumping-jihilickers!

Are marvellous, a decent reply! How good it is to see that some people can still send a message without inserting a liberal sprinkling of 'lol's.

MATT DAMON'S

In this thread, all participants must post with proper decorum.

This means no obscenities, no appallingly bad grammar errors (including spelling - use a dictionary) and no abbreviations (e.g.. 'lol' or 'omg').

You must address each member that posts here as "Sir", "Squire", "Old Bean", etc., as long it is respectful.

If you are (heaven forbid) having a verbal fracas with another member in this thread, intelligent terms may be used, such as "Sirrah", "Half wit", "Ignoramus", "Imbecile", etc.

NO VULGARITIES.

Anyone who does not adhere to there simple and clear rules will be lambasted by a rollickingly good rebuke from yours truly.

I may well be the only member who ever visits this thread, since i'm sure most of you are not up to the 'momentous' challenge of spelling correctly and having a proper argument with someone who knows what they are doing...

Oh and this level of arrogance is essential when posting a reply in this topic.

bladder

..er...what guy?

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Ronald McDonald, the scariest human being ever to walk the earth.

Probably when I was 13. Probably sucked ass, don't remember it all that well. Was one of those extremely awkward discos with the guys on one side and the girls on the other.

Has an awesome sig/avatar combo.

plebs

...pipin'

You know who I hate? Original Sin. (j/k)

I'm the biggest hypocrite. But I can both dish and take 'it'.

might know a bit too much about Torben if she's calling him 'little boy'...

doesn't realise that one can never fancy oneself enough

This was surprising

Continually attempts to play it hard-to-get, but such tactics will not deflect my attention.

She'll be back...

gnarly

tries to pretend that she doesn't fancy the pants off me, but such an obvious facade is easily perceived.

is not actually correct. I was going to kick your ass, actually.

surfing

IS NOT STAYING ON-TOPIC!!!

Oh I clearly remeber that. But only because that guy scared the shit out of me.

Has an interesting username (btw atoobie is not cool, he is super loser)