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Pah! My army of smooth dudes is no match for your pathetic rapists!
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is making a bad situation worse!
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pip
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actually from
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creating an army of trouters
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french
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glad to see (through my telescope) that Atoobie is no longer naked. And I'd recommend the chequered shirt as opposed to the pink one.
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Good recovery. Smoooooooooooth.
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I hope Adult Swim has less of its contents focused on Adult and more focused on the Swim.
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This has been my subliminal desire - hence the creation of this thread. Futhermore, I actually quite enjoy verbal pursuits when everyon shows a bit of decorum.
Everyone who has posted, with a few exceptions, has done remarkably well considering the temptation to post something completely idiotic. Well done. You may all have some tea and crumpets. Tally-ho!
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I would like to make this clear here and now - I am not, repeat not, the man in the picture. I look nothing like that poor specimen of the human race, reduced to dressing like an obselete cartoon character. I am currently dressed in a Italian silk suit, made by a nice little man called Armani.
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Then have pity upon me m'lord, for I was once such a student, forced to learn his plays. He writes in such a vile manner, that is not onyl offensive to the senses, but also to the soul. That being said, Wilde was much the smarter man, and oh so very good at what he did.
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I have shown nothing but a practised patronising pity for you ever since we met. Do not let such srcibblings prey on your mind - ignore Shakespeare, Wilde is clearly the better man.
And I fear that Ms. Sin may not appreciate the greatness of the link, a sure sign of poor taste.
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People who have Marvin in their signature should not cast stones.
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Marvin is a mere figurehead for my efforts. The link will show you the true master...
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Indeed, shakespeare has been the scourge of many a student through the ages. I pity anyone who is forced to study such antiquicated boredom.
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The bunny is a most horrid creation. I do not think that even Dante could manifest his satanic verses into something nearly as pitiful as that bunny.
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Like the English, those errors are only there to keep those, such as yourself, entertained. It is merely a guise to have you believe I am human in every respect.
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Do not plagiarize my own witticisms. Perhaps you could study the work of Wilde, Shakespeare, Gervais...then you could counter every post.
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Good morrow my kind companions. Tis a new day and I doth feel in me a new awakening. Oh wait--tis just gastric movement...
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The bowels can be a most elusive humour.
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Why is it that the English pronounce "english" inglish? It seems strange to me that the English cannot pronounce their own language properly. Now repeat after me:
The life of the wife is ended by the knife
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Do be quiet. English pronounciation has evolved over many centuries and no explanation can be offered for many of the eccentricities found therein.
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You mean to say that it evolved to the point where you pronounced the word diffeerently to how it was spelt? That might explain all the funny town names you have over there.
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Yes. And your frankly disturbing error pains me. Perhaps a dictionary would be appropriate for every one of your posts.
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They pronounce "-ife" as -oife
Quite weird really.
And those bloomin' scousers! One wonders what they are saying half the time, assuming that they aren't drunk. Although I am a Liverpool supporter, I am terribly afraid of hearing them talk. It is just too much for me.
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One should never travel to Liverpool without an armed transport of at least seven huge Germans all called "Hanz". That is their only weakness.
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Sir ... one man band (?), you have yet to tell me what you meant by "a good rollicking?"
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A good rollicking is a good telling-off, or rebuke. Now please remove your mind from the gutter.
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Why is it that the English pronounce "english" inglish? It seems strange to me that the English cannot pronounce their own language properly. Now repeat after me:
The life of the wife is ended by the knife
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Do be quiet. English pronounciation has evolved over many centuries and no explanation can be offered for many of the eccentricities found therein.
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That was a low blow, even for you my good man.
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I did not say he initiated the engagement, nor did I mention the seven children the two had produced whilst caught in the deepest pangs of love. I would say that I had been remarkably subtle.
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Say what you will, telling me what to do won't work. Your will manifests itself in the words you speak whether they be curses of words of joy, the soul of those words yields power. Therefore I was only trying to make it easy to express those feelings. But now I've understood why you would want me to leave this thread.
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You can stay if you so desire. But please just do not employ smilies. They denegrate any post found with them in. This thread is a sanctuary. It would be wise for everyone to understand that.
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