John Bull

Not currently. It's not really a good time though, I suppose. That's what I tell myself anyway. Are you a good swimmer?

No, I can't say that I have. Have you ever tried Marmite?

"The Thick of It" . . . It's so difficult to pull oneself away.

Yes. All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all?

Yes, I suppose that I am. Are you quick-witted?

obsessed with "The Thick of It".

Willy Mason - "Riptide"

Mr Hudson and the Library - "Picture of You"

Yes. Also a camel, bizarrely. Have you ever been cursed by a gypsy?

A kitchen knife; the handle of one of my old ones snapped quite suddenly. The lady behind the counter reminded me terribly of Miss Marple and, like her look-alike, seemed somewhat suspicious of my motives. :| Golly!

When I can be bothered. I prefer to go to their's. Lazy, I know. Simonides of Ceos: man gains no possession better than a good woman, nothing more horrible than a bad one. Yes or no?

not fond of press-ups. Feel free to speculate. However, I am slightly concerned that after your consideration of my organ you felt "a bit sleepy". Clearly not impressed by my manlihood. . . . Now where did those spam e-mails go?

No, I'm far too clumsy. Do you ever watch 'The Last Night of the Proms'?

heading to the shower. Does that conjure a good or bad image?!!

When I was younger. My wisdom teeth are coming through at the moment, which makes me sad. Have you ever dyed your hair?

I got it cut last week so it is relatively short. Have you ever visited Ireland?

La Roux - "In For The Kill"

Basketball. Marmalade or Jam ("jelly" ) on your toast?

Can be. Are you a jolly individual?

I don't think so. I'm none too sure what they are, in truth. Do you wear spectacles?

dozy.

Dizzee Rascal featuring Armand Van Helden - "Bonkers"

sad that the Light Blues lost yesterday.

The Libertines - "Don't Look Back Into The Sun"

John Terry's mother and mother-in-law have both been caught shoplifting and have been cautioned by the police.