Michael*

Julia Johansen [4] Julie Ordon [2] Keira Knightley [3] - would been at least a 4 before she delivered the banoffee pie line in Love Actually. Magdalena Frackowiak [4] Nicole Scherzinger [1]

While we're on the subject of the Anfield cat and it's quite excellent Twitter feed - the fine publication that brought you the front page exclusive "Man orders Elvis jumpsuit online and it doesn't fit" (no really) recently delivered this bombshell... I hope she's telling the truth or she may get done for purr-jury (sorry). I can't decide which is the most amusing/absurd notion - the things that people will seemingly do to get themselves in the Sunderland Echo, the fact that said newspaper has been afforded yet another mention here at BZ, or the fact that Anfield may have suffered the indignity of a pitch invasion by a cat called Keano.

Darla Baker [5] Toni Garrn [6]

Call me a cynic, but something tells me that replacing Mick McCarthy with Steve Bruce or Neil Warnock wouldn't exactly be the best way of trying to avoid relegation.

Angelina Jolie [2] Anna Christine Speckhart [2] Jacquelyn Jablonski [2] Karlie Kloss [5] Kate Dillon [1]

Lais Ribeiro [4] Chanel Iman [3]

Makes it (if I'm not mistaken)... Gracie Carvalho [9] Lais Ribeiro [9]

Tricky one... Round 16: Bregje Karmen Flavia Round 17: Bregje Alessandra

^Careful Fred, you're risking the wrath of Redknapp!

It's certainly reassuring to know that Harry Redknapp is the country's 'unanimous' choice to save us from Fabio. I mean, I've often thought that England could really do with an English manager who spoke the language fluently and was noted for man-management skills as opposed to tactical nous (unless the press consider 'just facking run about a bit, Pav' a tactical ploy). Like Kevin Keegan. Or someone to counter Capello's supposedly cold, aggressive attitude towards the players - maybe someone who'll give them free reign and embrace the WAG culture. Like Sven or Steve McClaren.

^Do let me know how the festival goes! Oh and before I forget, here's another recently discovered track that I rather like, by the snappily-named Beth Jeans Houghton & the Hooves of Destiny. For fans of Florence, Joanna Newsom and Owen Pallett. P.S. There's a crying baby at the start but don't let that put you off. Warning: nudity

Can't wait for Saturday I've managed to secure a ticket to see Laura Marling in March - but with regard to the rest of the bill, I'm (in the words of Tegan & Sara) so jealous! :persuazn:

Redknapp and Mandaric found innocent on all counts. So presumably 'Arry's dog is now quids in.

Olivia Wilde Lips: 3 Smile: 4.5 Hair: 3.5 Eyes: 5 Nose: 3 Body: 4 Rose Rollins Lips: 3.5 Smile: 3.5 Hair: 3 Eyes: 3 Nose: 4 Body: 3.5

Izabel Goulart [2] Joan Smalls [2] Emily Didonato [3] Nataniele Ribiero [3] Pania Rose [5] Dunno about this one but it would be a great loss, considering that she is one of the few nowadays singers that can actually sing, lol. Yes and no - she underwent surgery to fix a hemorrhaged vocal chord but she's on the mend now and expected to make a full recovery.

2

2

1.5 each

3

Gracie Carvalho [4] Lais Ribeiro [1]

Speaking of great vids...

Thank goodness Steven Moffat had the good sense to put plans in place for a third series before messrs Cumberbatch and Freeman take over the world via the Star Trek sequel and The Hobbit.

^Great stuff. I'm beginning to see a host of VMAs in Sleigh Bells' future and if this video is denied one, I'd (just this once) applaud one of Kanye's patented hissyfits.

Naomi Watts [3] Mylene Jampanoi [1]

Round 14: Karmen Lindsay Flavia Caroline