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LOL stop the Babe Wars folks

Now you're supposed to post one for the next person to rate

Well well.. if it isn't another forum game. This one goes like each person rates the previous picture (So many out of 5 drools ) And then posts a picture for the next person to rate. I'll start.. rate this:

I didn't say the images were actually porn, just they were too close to porn.. they could be called porn-tending images. Basically they are generally: Amateur models, Ugly, Taken by an ameteur photographer who doesn't know sh*t about photography. Those were removed and will be removed if they surface again.

Very nice work on the wallpaper, Wally

My DB access could change that

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

That pic is the sexiest pic I have ever seen. How do a hundred billion cells randomly arrange themselves to form that kind of beauty? Maybe God is a man

lol sorry dude turned into a porn thread.

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Dude.. dont. say. it. You know neo.. the Lima Zealout.

Hasaraelli sarafa salarealy canzoramio caztaha piorala! :magic:

Warning: Above memo is not officially condoned by the LMA (LimaX Management Association).

This thread is a replacement for the previous one which got filled with porn. You may post fine booty here, BUT NO PORNO OR PORNO-TENDING PICS WHATSOEVER. This means NO AMATEUR MODELS. LimaX is not a porn site.

http://stupidvideos.com is damn hilarious (Y)

Holy crap.. it's tied 10 to 10

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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Hmm I wonder if the picture above may be Adriana Lima

You know.. If i'm looking at a thumbnail and can't tell who it is, I just need look at the post below and if I see neo drooling I know who it is

ha ha this is very humorous I picked Adriana for several reasons… 1) because almost everyone i met tells me i look exactly like Adriana 2) we have the same first name 3) i have family slash grew up in her hometown--which is very small and some people would view it as a milieu of squalor  sorry that is just an assessment I have obtained since I have been living in Manhattan with my peers who—for the most part—come from prominent families. It is extraordinarily different. 4) I dont think Ale is gorgeous meanwhile i believe that Miss Adriana Lima is absolutely gorgeous. Honestly…i think Ale looks rather masculine. Perhaps Ale does not look masculine but her facial features are rather harsh. Either or… Adriana Lima Damnit.. don't say it.. all the perv.. err people will be PMing you for pictures.. actually speaking of.. where's your profile?