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  1. [solo] replied to [solo]'s topic in Funny Stuff
    A Touching Story of Love and Marriage An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort inched himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he moved himself toward the table. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was almost already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shakily made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."
  2. [solo] replied to Hiro's topic in General Talk
    in case i havent already said. this
  3. congrats. its funny i experience a deja vu effect like several times a day :|
  4. kabousia, check your PMs
  5. [solo] replied to Neo52285's topic in General Discussion
    nope not yet
  6. [solo] replied to Hiro's topic in General Talk
    this
  7. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    yes sir. hell itself froze over
  8. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in Computers, Internet, and Games
    done
  9. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in Computers, Internet, and Games
    invited, prankster
  10. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    Caption obvious, greeting the one
  11. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    captain obvious
  12. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in Computers, Internet, and Games
    so do i. 5 available. gmail rocks
  13. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    wondering if ronin will use the sig i made for him
  14. hey ya think you could make me a sig? j/k
  15. [solo] replied to Hiro's topic in Babe Polls
    thats a hard one but i think i'd have to say rocio
  16. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    .. on vacation with Adriana herself
  17. [solo] replied to a post in a topic in Petra Nemcova
    Latest death toll over 44,000
  18. i've given up pipping too congrats neo