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Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

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UNBELIEVABLE!!! Welcome to Bellazon, derDude

go for the first one

thinking i should ban someone :evil:

Hey welcome

Which pic (it changes automaticaly)? So currently i have Ale Ambrosio Mini Anden Tiiu K Natalia V Diane Kruger Nicole Lenz Racia Maciel Think thats all of em. Describe the pic n ill tell you who it is. The ugly one j/k

She died .. I killed her j/k

What ya got?

You can also browse for celebs. I got 54% Adriana Lima and 80% Natalie Portman.

hate her :evil:

:evil: 1 Adriana Lima 2 Adriana Francesca Lima 3 Adriana F Lima 4 A Francesca Lima 5 A F Lima 6 A F L 7 Adriana FL 8 Adriana Francesca L 9 Adriana L 10 A Francesca L

http://www.celebmatch.com/

Whoa we have a real Johnny Depp lookalike in Area 51

Yes we are sneaky.. I even have magic

I'll let you in on a little secret we Bellazonians have Scrolly your mousey to near the bottom of the pagey and clicky the General Talk link. Look closeley you will see a thread titled "PIP WHORES UNITE".. clicky that. Now if you look what we do is we just keep saying PIP and that increases our postycount. Cool eh? Now what do you pay the guru for his enlightening wisdom?

Do you know the art of the PIP?

Congrats, Ashley

Ugly guys need makeup too I kid, I kid..

feel lucky. 2 of those are considered very beautiful women

When hell freezes over..

woot congrats valmount

Well someone who I sent my pic too agrees