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[solo]

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  1. Adriana is much hotter :trout:
  2. me too.. i think we need a petition for capt snow to change his avatar.. or i could change it :evil:
  3. Landslide
  4. I was HotLatina Never was a username more accurate
  5. :trout:
  6. Adriana's career was more.. shall we say, usable than Ale's
  7. umm in what way?
  8. How do you know Adriana smokes?
  9. lala 5-4 again
  10. what does that imply?
  11. I think Ale is outnumbered.
  12. Well forget the name, I want to change it. Only thing is no one is coming up with a better one. (Apart from Ishtar which may or may not be better)
  13. You could take a look at some of my previous posts to guage how I voted
  14. yep that pic's freaking geourgeous (and the girl is freaking gorgeous )
  15. Indeed.
  16. It tells me Adriana is more beautiful
  17. Warning: R-Rated One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks. Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
  18. A...l...sa.....n....a?
  19. al...e? :evil:
  20. Sometimes its shortened to 3 letters
  21. Yes we do Her first name begins and ends with "a"
  22. What if one of them isn't beautiful? :evil:
  23. That makes Adriana Immortal
  24. I think you're in love with the person in Isabella's avatar
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