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Agree... Am I right when I say crowded elevators smell different to midgets..

Almost naughty: What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing Gum. What is round, hard, sticks out of a man's pajamas and you can hang a hat on it? His head. (well that could go more than one way, I guess) What gets longer when pulled, fits between your tits, inserts neatly in a whole and works best when you jerk it... ?

Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says: "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Likes Nicole Tiunfo and the color pimk

Man of Steel woo hoo

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Crunk :jimmy:

Reign Over Me

OLD SCHOOL Empire Queensryche

You lose again little one...

talking on line

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H2O and lemon

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It has been said that high protien diets help your development. But the best suggestion was to increase vitamin intake. A prenatal vitamin has the properties needed to stimulate certain growths on a woman. The bra you wear is extremely important but you don't want to be a size you can't buy a decent bra. It's a pain after DDD. And some push up bras don't go past C cup.

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stand my ground- within temptation

NO ITS ME ME ME

let's try this again

I thought this is funny

Could someone make me a setting. I hope I send it correctly. I kind of a forum virgin.