Clauds

See I have no problem with models with unperfect teeth, Adriana's teeth are far from perfect and same for Jac Jagaciak ... But when you can fit a finger between two teeth it's bad, go to a damn dentist and fix that atrocity o.O

Dat woman ...

10 Magazine covers are out ... 12 covers and IMO the only two decent ones are Joan and Devond and maybe Ming, the others are just ... NOPE

^ Sadly, whenever she opens her mouth the gap is just ... HI I'M HERE, I'M HERE! LOOK AT ME!!!! It can't be unseen and this woman needs to never be anywhere near SI again

I'm pretty sure both of them will be giving pecks on the cheek and that's it

DEAD Ashley is so terrible tho o.O

Behati needs a to burger (or ten) because this ultra skinny frame she has these days ain't natural. Also the blonde hair needs to go too, she is not turning into Candice but something much worse ... the highly unattractive version of Candice

Anne V is nowhere to be seen, I can triple check but she and Kate are just not there, maybe they did some Heidi-ish special feature we haven't seen but it doesn't seem likely. And as far as The Hamptons/Miami goes, we could be wrong (highly unlikely but it's still a possibility) and maybe it was Miami. However, logically IMO we could be missing a location because a lot of models seem to have shot twice and if you point all the locations in a map, regardless of where you put the athletes there's still somethibg missing in the East Coast. IDK if i'm explaining myself and making sense, i woke up like two seconds ago so if anyone else wants ti get the point across please do it

^ DEAD. That picture is awful And yes I missed Chanel, you can see how much I care about her Location #1 - Hawaii - Irina Shayk, Emily Didonato, Gigi Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski and Hailey Clauson (Rookie) - Photographed by Yu Tsai Location #2 - Route 66 - Sara Sampaio, Hannah Ferguson, Ariel Meredith & Ashley Smith (Rookie) Location #3 - West Coast - Samantha Hoopes, Lily Aldridge, Kelly Rohrbach (Rookie) - Photographed by Yu Tsai Location #4 - Yellowstone - Jessica Gomes, Chanel Iman, Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen & Roby Lawley (Rookie) Location #5 - The South - Hannah Davis, Kate Bock & Solveig Mork (Rookie) Location #6 - US. Virgin Islands - Genevie Morton, Hailey Clauson, Nina Agdal, Ariel Meredith, Erin Heatherton (Rookie) & Rose Bertram (Rookie). Photographed by Yu Tsai Location #7 - The Hamptons - Athletes Also SI is putting Stephanie Rose Bertram under just Rose so I'll put her up as just Rose from now & on

I have to agree there, she should just drop it and go by Solveig or Solveig M at worst, but Solveig is a beautiful name and I don't recall another model with the same name so it could work for her

Well SI is probably going to have her just as Solveig Mork so I'm pretty sure the Mørk issue will be over soon. SI were the first ones to drop Anne V's last name so maybe they'll do the same with Solveig?

I think we're missing Lily from that shoot but I can't tell for sure

Monika Jagaciak & Elsa Hosk Candice Swanepoel & Alessandra Ambrosio Bridget Malcolm & Chanel Iman

During the VI shoot Nina was in the same place, with the same photographer shooting Beach Bunny and since it was 100% confirmed that Hailey did both gigs, it's safe to assume Nina too @Pheno did Solveig have a Casting Call? I don't see it but tbh I find it stupid to post casting calls from all your rookies and then wanting people to be surprised when we already know who and where to look for O.o

So after spending a lot of time trying to ID models and locations, this is the final list Pretty and I came up with. The locations are not in order, I wrote them down as I remembered them. Location #1 - Hawaii - Irina Shayk, Emily Didonato, Gigi Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski and Hailey Clauson (Rookie) - Photographed by Yu TsaiLocation #2 - Route 66 - Sara Sampaio, Hannah Ferguson, Ariel Meredith & Ashley Smith (Rookie)Location #3 - West Coast - Samantha Hoopes, Lily Aldridge, Kelly Rohrbach (Rookie) - Photographed by Yu TsaiLocation #4 - Yellowstone - Jessica Gomes, Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen & Roby Lawley (Rookie)Location #5 - The South - Hannah Davis, Kate Bock & Solveig Mork (Rookie) Location #6 - US. Virgin Islands - Genevie Morton, Hailey Clauson, Nina Agdal, Ariel Meredith, Erin Heatherton (Rookie)& Stephanie Rose Bertram (Rookie). Photographed by Yu Tsai Location #7 - The Hamptons - Athletes 23 Models with 16 Returning Girls + 7 Rookies, out of seven rookies only Solveig wasn't in a Casting Call. We think more models shot twice but we're not 100% sure yet.

I told you there had to be a rookie in OR, it didn't make sense to have one rookie in every location and nothing in OR.

^ Go to her Instagram, she's really pretty and has a great body

Do we spoil it or keep the surprise? Rookie #7 is so random she doesn't even have a BZ thread but she's pretty enough

Lmao Next needs to be Chrissy with a post-it

Agreed, Lily does look a lot better in this one.

Thank you (Y) Emily is not vulgar or trashy. I can understand the "ICAN'TSTANDHERFACE" thing too because I am sometimes also like this :| when I look at her face but saying she is not "class" and just trash is wrong. Other than that, I have my idea but, do u know why Candy Swimmingpool was never on SISI? I think it's something else than "not SI type of body" because if Chrissy is in the mag, anyone from a pig to a an Alien can be in the mag. Most likely VS restrictions, Candice is one of the few girls who has an exclusivity contract with VS which means she can't do lingerie or swim editorials in the US unless it's VS stuff and I doubt SI would agree to do a shoot with just VS products. I was surprised they allowed Lily to do it, because every other girl who has crossed over has done VS first and then SI or viceversa.

Look at the difference between the final product and the other image btw If Steph's picture was already retouched I'm going to be all kinds of sad. Robyn's for sure retouched Let me tell you which ones I think we have retouched: Irina, Samantha, Chanel, Gigi, Hailey, Kate, Solveig and EmRata . Emily D, Stephanie, Erin, the Hannah's, Ariel, Ashley, Sara seem to be unretouched And check Skype hooker

Indeed they dropped Bregje and Valerie, so the three Dutch are gone. I'm not surprised Marloes didn't come back tho because as much as I like her, I find her SI pictures to be pretty lackluster. However, how Chanel got a second chance and Marloes didn't, that is the real question o.O

I think 7 Wonders of the World would be a killer theme, just imagine the pictures they could get at the Iguazú Falls, the Amazon Rainforest or Puerto Princesa

didnt you post this ''That being said, if we are playing the Find Adriana a New Man I think she' would look perfect with Charlie Hunnam, Henry Cavill or Alexander Skarsgard'' few weeks before I was joking, feel the difference? And just because I think Charlie Hunnam is hot AF, it doesn't mean I will judge Adriana's relationships, and neither should you because you don't shit about her or the man she is with.