schadenfreude

What is it about?

What episode? Is that a re-run? Because the next episode (second half of seaon 9) begins October.

That stuff tastes great, although it looks like s___ .

As OS has said, some girls don't like male models because they are too feminine. Therefore, we should have a thread around here for real men eg. pirates and lumberjacks.

One day, when a lawyer came back from the court in his way home (in his limo), he passed by a man who was eating grass. Interested, the lawyer opens his car window and asks: - Why are you eating grass, my good man? The man looks at the lawyer, with grass in his mouth. He swallows it, and answers: - Well, you see, I am really poor. I have no house, no family, no clothes, no job, no money, no education, no food, no apartment, no nothing. I have to eat grass to survive. The lawyer hears all this and says: - That is indeed a dreadful story. Why don't you come home with me? The man looks at the lawyer with such a happy look. He gets full pleased with joy, enters the car and thanks the lawyer very much (maybe a lil' too much...). On the way home, the lawyers decides to say: - You'll love it there. In my house, the grass is about 4 foot tall!

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it." "Why shouldn't I?" he asked. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Are you religious?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

St Peter decides to take the day off to go fishing, so Jesus offers to keep an eye on the Pearly Gates. He is not sure what to do, so Peter tells him to find out a bit about people as they arrive in Heaven, and this will help him decide if he can let them in. After a while, Jesus sees a little old man with white hair approaching who looks very, very familiar. He asks the old man to tell him about himself. The old man says, "I had a very sad life. I was a carpenter and had a son who I lost at a relatively young age, and although he was not my natural child, I loved him dearly." Jesus welled up with emotion. He threw his arms around the old man and cried, "Daddy!" The old man replied, "Pinocchio?"

Yahoo or MSN has a similar version too. Is this better?

If it is authentic, does it mean that it is the version that is played during Palcehlbel's time?

Showing your hoo-hah to the whole world does make one feel good.

O, o!

That's right. I mean a Bunny will always do your bidding. Even much more than a male slave.

No, I am not God. But, I know that you have been consuming too much Magic Mushroom.

After this you are going to say that Bunny told you that his religion is the only right religion, and also you are the only one He had chosen to spread his wisdom to the world. This is so cliched.

Kinda off-topic. But, I notice that it rhymes. I just want to ask this: what is the mental condition called, for people who are always rhyming? There is a psychological term to describe such people. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think they're called poets! Actually, I have no idea mate. I don't think it'd be a condition serious enough to study. I've never heard of such a thing, in psychology or life in general. Sorry can't be of more help mate <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My bad. Actually, there is a certain mental condition that actually cause the sufferers to rhyme all the time.

Blasphemous! When was the last time Bunny do anything for me?

Kinda off-topic. But, I notice that it rhymes. I just want to ask this: what is the mental condition called, for people who are always rhyming? There is a psychological term to describe such people.

There is nothing wrong with both versions. One is like the authentic Star Wars, the other one is like the digitally-remastered version of Star Wars. Although the digitally-remastered versions are always better (DUUUUH!) , there will always be some stupid fanboys complaining about how it ruins their childhood memories.

There is a way to do it with Mozilla. I just don't know how.

You are welcome. You don't have good enough taste for this version It is energetic! It rocks!. Your version is not bad but too lame and boring for me. EDIT: Very stressful to listen to the "authentic" version of Canon. This is a much more accurate description. Very easy. Right click the link and choose Save target as... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Try doing that with Mozilla.

Robert the Rotten Rabbit. Bob the Bloody Bunny. Alliteration is pure genius!

At least the version I recommended is "authentic". Canon & Gigue Filegone <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It sounds different from my versions. I don't really like it. Thanks anyway!

Have it. Myself, I just can't figure out how to download it. I see links like this sometimes, when I click, I can only play it, but I can't download. So, maybe you can teach me how to download from links like these?

I know it kicks ass. I got 4 different versions of Canon. This is the best. But, I don't know whether the one recommended by worshipper_pa is better. Avenger, you can only play it, right? You can't download it into your system, right?

The evil bunny has destroyed both keys, because it doesn't want to get interrupted when it's scheming.